The Rizzler is Ken Klippenstein on The Substance
26.11.2024 22:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@edwinklipp.bsky.social
WE COME TO BLUE SKY FOR MAGIC. BECAUSE WE NEED THAT, ALL OF US. NYC, Skateboarding, backgammon, films, online video industry, pronouns in bio, often Sonic-posting
The Rizzler is Ken Klippenstein on The Substance
26.11.2024 22:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FEELING UNWELL MIGHT START POSTING AGAIN !!!!!
26.11.2024 16:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i love drinking Beer
25.11.2024 22:43 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm like a Whirlpool dishwasher the way I'm soaking and scouring
08.04.2024 15:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They should make extended release adderall in the form of a jawbreaker that slowly doses you with every ring you lick through.
08.04.2024 14:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0GenAI is short for Gender Assignment Intelligence
08.04.2024 13:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Emailing my boss on Sunday night "heyy how are you? we still on for tomorrow? " like he's a friend I made plans with a week ago that I really don't want to follow through with
08.04.2024 02:41 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Sorry for the things I said while I was Locked In
05.04.2024 15:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love my job and I hate Sonic the Hedgehog April fools ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
01.04.2024 15:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How soon is too soon to request 4/20 off work?
10.01.2024 18:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Be ungenderable
09.01.2024 23:38 — 👍 65 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 1Crossposting from my instagram but in the Logged On way not in the selfie-sharing normie way
04.01.2024 20:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[GENITAL 3]
22.11.2023 15:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Poppin 30mg Adderall with grapefruit and astral projecting spreadsheets above my monitor like queens gambit [satire]
22.11.2023 15:54 — 👍 140 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0First they came for George Santos and i did not speak #divadown
16.11.2023 17:41 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Im not on ozempic, im on The Spectrum
23.08.2023 13:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got locked out of my account for a min but guess who’s back
23.08.2023 07:19 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not even god himself could cleanse this pallet
13.08.2023 11:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good morning, Barbie
03.08.2023 14:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ahaha it finally happened
02.08.2023 18:47 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Re crunchwrap supreme lawsuit?
01.08.2023 22:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0NEVERTHELESS, SHE ENLISTED.
01.08.2023 21:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Vaac…. Never mind
27.07.2023 22:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Man twitter isnt even fun for starting flame wars when the replies are this soft.
27.07.2023 18:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Youre telling me a twink fried this rice???
27.07.2023 14:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If i got drafted to vietnam theres a 100% chance they would have stuffed me in one of those bomber turret things below deck and locked the door from the outside
21.07.2023 20:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pay your writers and go back to Threads
21.07.2023 18:39 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Its not me posting, its The Sickness
20.07.2023 04:22 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Living every day like its my last (staying up til 4am on a weeknight playing online backgammon)
20.07.2023 02:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Current Gender: pikachu with the red party hat from n64 smash bros
18.07.2023 17:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0