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Jacob Martin (Jade Crypt Of Wonders)

@jadecryptofwonders.bsky.social

Autistic he/they Dudeist priest. Also a writer.

238 Followers  |  194 Following  |  1,174 Posts  |  Joined: 17.11.2024  |  1.995

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Hi there furiends! Me, Boots, very happy to report the Binxster continues to feel much better lately. And, me thought this be a purrfect opportunity to show off mine pawsome paws again! πŸ˜»πŸˆβ€β¬›πŸΎπŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ˜»

11.11.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s one thing to be autistic hyperfixation about something, it’s another to find out a thing you’ve been keeping tabs on is just a train ride away.

12.11.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
BLIND GUARDIAN - Sacred Worlds (Sacred 2 - In-Game Concert) (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Blind Guardian BLIND GUARDIAN - Sacred Worlds (Sacred 2 - In-Game Concert) (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

There's a Sacred 2 remaster out today, and trailers look incredibly bland and generic, especially compared to promotional material at the time, when they got BLIND GUARDIAN to do a song for the game, and they were NPCs in the game who you had to do a quest for to retrieve their lost instruments.

11.11.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 4

So apparently the same area where my psychiatrist’s office is, houses one of the main Theosophist lodges in Sydney. I’m just stunned they’re still around after The Adyar Bookshop closed, but then again these spiritual movements from the 20th Century never truly die, do they?

12.11.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Goth Whitlam

11.11.2025 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
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There Are No Weird Blogs Anymore Cause It’s More Fruitful to Drive Them Out of Business I learned many surprising lessons from my 20 months as editor-in-chief of...

What a thrill to be part of @talkingpointsmemo.com's series about the past 25 years of digital media! I wrote about why private equity goons destroyed Deadspin and why it matters.

11.11.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 670    πŸ” 222    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 39

I know you mean the Oasis album due to context clues, but part of me always thinks of the Ram Dass book of the same name when people mention that title.

11.11.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Achievement Unlocked: Sung β€œLet It Go” with a cat lying on my chest (she did airplane ears at the high notes 🀣)

11.11.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Noah Wong from Lunar Boy holding a tennis racket while wearing a sporty fit with a skirt. Noah Wong in Haikyuu inspired volleyball fits with a skirt.

Noah Wong from Lunar Boy holding a tennis racket while wearing a sporty fit with a skirt. Noah Wong in Haikyuu inspired volleyball fits with a skirt.

They're putting the non-binary kids in SPORTS

#Art #OC #OCsky #Artsky

11.11.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

All this talk of the performative male reader, where is the performative he/they reader who falls through the cracks of media scrutiny?

11.11.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Female NSW MPs Allegra Spender and Kellie Sloane report death and rape threats after condemning neo-Nazi rally in Sydney Allegra Spender and Kellie Sloane report threats to police, as premier says government is investigating whether ban on Nazi symbols should be expanded

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

The biggest threats to our democracy come from the right.

And yet human rights, pro Palestine, and climate activists get greater restrictions and punitive actions than alt right fascists.

11.11.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
A brown and orange tabby cat with huge dilated pupils grips the edge of a windowsill

A brown and orange tabby cat with huge dilated pupils grips the edge of a windowsill

11.11.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Vintage Beauty and the Beast invitations clearly not made by someone who’s seen the movie since they say β€œJOIN US”

Vintage Beauty and the Beast invitations clearly not made by someone who’s seen the movie since they say β€œJOIN US”

Why the FUCK don’t these say β€œbe our guest”???

10.11.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
photo of a cat, from x.com/unicouniuni3

photo of a cat, from x.com/unicouniuni3

10.11.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Research suggests cats may be the most biologically perfect creatures in existence

Research suggests cats may be the most biologically perfect creatures in existence

Hey, my cat finally published her dissertation!

10.11.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

This is literally anti-Italian discrimination

10.11.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A red poppy flower for Rememberance Day.

A red poppy flower for Rememberance Day.

Lest we forget

11.11.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1855    πŸ” 254    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 10
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The Road Warrior (1981) George Miller

10.11.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 122    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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Podcast | Episode 500 celebrations - a long conversation with Kevin Smith Film Stories hits a milestone - and Kevin Smith kicks off our episode 500 celebrations with a very special episode.

I wish I was in more of a position at the moment to celebrate this, but I think I'm still allowed to be a little bit chuffed. Film Stories has got to 500 episodes...

filmstories.co.uk/film-stories...

10.11.2025 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
Image is from a Facebook Marketplace listing for a β€œweird hand puppet with teeth.” Looks like a felt or jersey puppet. Two rows of human-appearing teeth. The cost is $30.

Image is from a Facebook Marketplace listing for a β€œweird hand puppet with teeth.” Looks like a felt or jersey puppet. Two rows of human-appearing teeth. The cost is $30.

More folk horror from Facebook marketplace

09.11.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 421    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 34
Photo of Third Cat, a grey and white tabby cat, sitting on a closed laptop that's on my lap as i lay in bed.

Photo of Third Cat, a grey and white tabby cat, sitting on a closed laptop that's on my lap as i lay in bed.

just an incredible asshole move

09.11.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Editing my manuscript. Turned a brain-dead ramble about internet utopianism into this haunting speech about how Ichi puts his kids to bed at night and scrolls his phone looking for people who need saving. If he/they wasn’t already undead at this point people would worry about their health.

10.11.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
meme featuring a picture of actor and stuntman Al Leong. The tex reads: "Never has one man's presence so clear indicated that shit is about to go down"

meme featuring a picture of actor and stuntman Al Leong. The tex reads: "Never has one man's presence so clear indicated that shit is about to go down"

09.11.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever people say that movies don't have that much influence I like to think about how one character's quotable wine preferences single-handedly cratered the merlot market and basically created the pinot boom of the west coast / PNW.

10.11.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
An ad from Meta saying "Meta's personalized feeds help you see what you like. So your feed always shows you content that enchants you. See what you like." This is just absolutely fucking horseshit

An ad from Meta saying "Meta's personalized feeds help you see what you like. So your feed always shows you content that enchants you. See what you like." This is just absolutely fucking horseshit

You LYING PIECES OF SHIT. You ABSOLUTE SHIT-SPEWING GARBAGE-EATING LYING **PIECES** **OF** ******SHIT******

10.11.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 555    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

Joyce Carol Oates absolutely reading Elon Musk for filth is pretty incredible, but something I'd point out is his feigned interest in games, and how fake that was, paying people to boost his accounts and play for him, and the rare time we actually got to see him play, he was absolutely miserable.

09.11.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1807    πŸ” 411    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 5

Mamdani is going to implement Shania Law. Let’s go, girls.

09.11.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Mamdani sign maker
WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT FOR A CURSE

Mamdani sign maker WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT FOR A CURSE

08.11.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Neil must always be fed
He simply demands it

09.11.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A dimly lit gas station canopy at night with a yellow sign that reads β€œhell” because the red β€œS” in the Shell logo is unlit. The scene has a moody, dark atmosphere.

A dimly lit gas station canopy at night with a yellow sign that reads β€œhell” because the red β€œS” in the Shell logo is unlit. The scene has a moody, dark atmosphere.

08.11.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

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