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Just your way above average multi-dollarnaire

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Wait, you have times where nothing is hurting?

11.05.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Annoyed TF out of me when my parents moved to the suburbs and met all these kids trying to act โ€œhoodโ€. Your folks worked hard to raise you in safety and yetโ€ฆ.

24.03.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œTarget has lost billions due to people standing up for human decencyโ€ -fixed

24.03.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dark Storm team claims DDoS attack on X, causing major outage: Live Updates Dark Storm Team claims responsibility for a DDoS attack as users report Twitter down for the third time today. Live updates here.

So anyways, whatโ€™s everyone having for dinner?

10.03.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also Elon: Let me take my kid everywhere as a human shield. Thatโ€™ll stop em.

Also alsoโ€ฆ yes, itโ€™s the MEDIA that smeared your name. Not the asinine and inhuman actions taken by you. Smfh

04.03.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The great escape?

01.03.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tis enough interwebs for me.

01.03.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Only bigger lie TV told me is that thrice weekly we'd be at after work lounges mingling with well-paid strangers wearing black leather. New York Undercover, you betrayed me.

28.02.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who even are you? You chose frozen to stay over Wall E? Clone!!!

09.02.2025 07:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whereโ€™s Jack Bauer when you need him? Iykyk

05.02.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œWarnโ€

04.02.2025 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œItโ€™s my tasteโ€

01.02.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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31.01.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It rains out
"It's the fault of those GAWD DAMN N!...DEI hires"

31.01.2025 05:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œCocaine is a hell of a drugโ€

27.01.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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JPMorgan, Goldman Sachs resist calls to roll back diversity JPMorgan Chase &ampamp; Co. and Goldman Sachs Group Inc. are pushing back on demands to roll back their diversity initiatives. Read more here

Nice to see some companies with balls.

25.01.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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Are we โ€œWINNINGโ€ yet? Is MuriKKKa great yet?

23.01.2025 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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IYKYK

22.01.2025 04:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What they serving at the repass?

19.01.2025 05:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon panda bear with its eyes closed ALT: a cartoon panda bear with its eyes closed

Right. Because if you see acknowledgment of women or being empathetic towards them as pandering, then I guess Iโ€™mโ€ฆ

06.01.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As someone whoโ€™s met him when I was a kid, I can attest that heโ€™s been a piece of shit since day one.

06.01.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why are people just so stupid...

04.01.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 817    ๐Ÿ” 162    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

I need an illustration of someone pushing her out the way. โ€œ You been posing on this step too damn long. Move Bih I got places to beโ€

03.01.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you. The effing NERVE. And on Christmas?

25.12.2024 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lmao. Gonna be all brown thread.

19.12.2024 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No way! Thereโ€™s actually cookies in this sewing kit tin! #iykyk #blacksky #blackhouseholds

19.12.2024 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Would welcome it

17.12.2024 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Siiiiiiiigh

14.12.2024 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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