Keith

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Trumpet players, tomorrow is your time to shine, especially if your sense of humor is as twisted as mine!

I remember when “cool” was having the latest Thunderpuss remix from Sam Goody. Now, it’s knowing what the Aldi Finds are for next week.

It looks like cat food but tastes great!

Spring Break has had a solid start. I was at Spa World this morning, and then I went to Effingham Winery.

It’s been a minute since I’ve had wine, but it’s all coming back to me now!

65?!?! 55 is retirement age in VA.

I’d need to hit the lottery to retire before ‘29.

My last day is June 12.

It was “Dress for Vacation” day. PJ, hoodie, sleep mask, and game controller. Nailed it!

Like many other companies, they rolled back their DEI initiatives.

I’ve decided I need to buy some chunky dinner plates.

When I tell you this LONG Island was strong, what ai mean was it was FLAMMABLE! That was all I could drink.

When your sister is turning 60 and requests a pineapple upside down cake…

Right?! The notifications are coming fast and furious.

By this time last year, I had already spent just over $1,200 at Target. This year I’ve only spent $213, my last purchase having been 2/16. I’m doing my part for the boycott.

Got a haircut today. Time to get the weekend started!

It’s a language learning app.

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Have you ever tried to maintain your league position and streak on Duolingo while drunk? Because it is WILD? I’m legit a UN translator right now!

Same here! I’ll be strengthening my resolve, protecting my peace, learning new things, and doing what I can to build up friends and family.

Ditto. I live just outside of DC, and aside from the gym I didn’t bother leaving the house.

My friends in England were sharing how disgusted they were with everything as THEY watched the inauguration.

What my brother made for his dinner vs what I made for mine. Can you tell which one of us sees food as fun and which one sees food just as fuel? 🤣

I shared a progress pic with my “texting husband,” and this is what he had to say. 🤣🤣🤣

Go with what works! 🤗

Here’s the verbiage I got “deleting” both FB and IG…

Girl, that’s the moment you do the Hallmark Channel jog/run and get those digits!

Never heard of her. I need a break from reality, so fantasy is more my thing. Sarah J Maas, Neil Gaiman, and Rick Riordan are my go-tos.

You go! I think I read a total of 8 books last year!

I can’t be alone in hoping Chinese Xiaohongshu users also post more on TikTok.

Having a sneak peek into their culture via Xiaohongshu has been FASCINATING!

Never trust a person who makes shitty nachos. THIS is how they should look, not that chips with melted cheese and some black beans sprinkled on top…

DEFINITELY a foreign concept for you.

Scored a couple 12 lbs turkeys on sale after Christmas. This one will be lunches for the week!