@notsnl.myatproto.social
i don't own shit and i live in a cave. my natural enemies are podcasters, beef baloney sandwiches, turquoise and buffalo.
fucking bullshit
02.11.2025 05:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0did not work
10.10.2025 23:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
haunting performance from the emmy's youtu.be/pajwxwDLfao
15.09.2025 04:49 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0OH FUCKING BULLSHIT THE CURSE HAPPENS EVERY DAY BUT SATURDAY
05.10.2025 19:28 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0there's no captain tonight, it's bad bunny
05.10.2025 02:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0IT'S HAPPENING
05.10.2025 02:54 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0ONLY A FEW HOURS UNTIL THE CURSE IS LIFTED
05.10.2025 00:28 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0ama snl
19.09.2025 08:45 — 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
03.10.2025 23:00 — 👍 703 🔁 266 💬 6 📌 11ready for snl this weekend, the curse of being the only person who talks about it will be lifted
02.10.2025 23:18 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0snl was going to have werner herzog eats his shoe on in 1980 but it would have been too well put together
02.10.2025 19:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
edited screenshots from the "Haunted Elevator (David Pumpkins)" sketch on SNL. A couple (labeled "newspaper readers") riding the haunted elevator ask "Okay, yeah yeah. And cow tools is..." Tom Hanks with cow horns (labeled"Gary Larson") wearing a goofy pumpkin jacket and an even goofier face stands between two guys in skeleton costumes behind a table with 4 crude tools on it and says "Its OWN thang!" The confused passengers continue, "And the wierd saw is..." To which the skeletons respond in unison, "PART OF IT."
any questions?
02.10.2025 14:26 — 👍 413 🔁 88 💬 6 📌 0
Tom Hanks in "Splash"
Tom Hanks as David S. Pumpkins
September 30 // October 1
01.10.2025 09:24 — 👍 215 🔁 43 💬 1 📌 8beep
01.10.2025 19:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lost my right nut to get bad bunny on
01.10.2025 16:11 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0computer, update me on the weekend
30.09.2025 16:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what forbes deems jimmy fallon's "irrepressible joy" is actually an anxiety disorder, he only laughs under deep distress
28.09.2025 19:43 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0what it feels like living in the bowels of 8h
26.09.2025 12:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i condemn joe piscopo
26.09.2025 11:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0whore
23.09.2025 06:29 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0WHORES IN THIS HOUSE WHORES IN THIS HOUSE
21.09.2025 06:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0two more weeks stuck in 8h! i really do h8 it!
20.09.2025 08:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sometimes it does!
19.09.2025 09:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ama snl
19.09.2025 08:45 — 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0bitchass
19.09.2025 06:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0snl won an emmy? bullshit.
16.09.2025 02:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ayy gabagool
15.09.2025 22:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0snl has let go of it's eggo's
15.09.2025 17:59 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
haunting performance from the emmy's youtu.be/pajwxwDLfao
15.09.2025 04:49 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0whew went thru a staturday without a new saturday night live, i just don't know how worse my life will get when it starts
14.09.2025 05:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
