Kev 🤘

Has some enterprising millennial built a subdivision named Green Hill Zone where the streets are the names of Sonic levels?

Jaguars really hiring a collection of guys who look like they love the smell of farts.

I have played a handful of games of Rivals and I have to say I have no real idea of what is going on.

I’m hard pressed to imagine a world where I’d sign up for a service that allowed people to borrow my car to do crimes.

Oh this probably explains where all those people came from.

Entering W18, Caleb Williams against the NFCN:

5 games
119/188 - 63% comp. rate
1,353 yards (270.4/gm)
8 TD
0 int
15 sacks
179 rush yds

Team lost first three games by a combined seven points

Seems like some reasons to be optimistic about his future if we’re being honest today.

I don’t remember doing this but it sure does sound like something I would do.

Soldier Field is always nice because late in the year the turf resembles the team: garbage.

Well, see, the defense might not figure out the guy lined up at fullback is about to play fullback, and the refs can’t keep track of the offensive line enough to know if the guy four yards behind the line of scrimmage is in the right spot.

On 2nd and goal I honestly thought they might make Swift run to the one yard line again.

Doug Kramer is never playing offensive line so why not just slap a FB number on him?

So Will Trent is less funny Monk?

Dear Coach Brown,

Swift is 5’9” 216lb and not a power back.

Thanks,

Kev

Dear Coach Brown,

The Vikings will send a minimum of five on every third down.

Please plan accordingly.

Thanks,

Kev

DJ Moore on the screen, completely covered.

Swift, completely open.

Wel that one was on Caleb, you had the time to make a decision

Less than half a second after his back foot hit on his drop, he was lying on his stomach.

Now, everybody on the planet knew a blitz was coming so you probably should have adjusted for that.

Like I am not saying a lot of guys won’t get beat there but you could, y’know, get in his way a bit.

I refuse to believe there are fewer than 32 people on earth who could play left tackle competently.

The horn doesn’t stand out enough so from a distance it just looks like they are wearing generic practice helmets.

The white helmet makes the Vikings Uni a B at best

They should have given the ball to DET for my own personal entertainment.

Lotta Gogol Bordello in Creature Commandos

For some reason Madden spooled my game against some internet dude playing as the Chargers, but we are in Arrowhead Stadium?

Love seeing your WR1 have the ball hit him and just bounce around

To be fair, we did all specifically request they fire the best defensive coordinator on the team.

I cannot tell if you are joking.

What coach that already failed somewhere would you like to see?

Counterpoint you shut your damn mouth

Spotify wrapped screen showing I listened to “Die Today” by off with their heads, 119 times

Whoopsie doodle