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Where the fuck is the West? Fuck Trumpland, the rest of us could be bloody doing something. Why do our governments feel absent?

I'm eating beans on toast, yes. If you wanted things to be different, you should've made me dinner. I couldn't be arsed.

I wonder when it became so that beans could only be grown in hydroponic farms orbiting Jupiter.
I'm assuming that's the cause of their current cost, anyway.

You're telling me

Perfect for the weekly shop, and if you run into those Sahariana bastards.

"Let's not put people in jail in future" says guy who should likely be in jail for 30-50 reasons.

Ah yes, The Hound of the Mohicans.

Actually did 2 lols at him doing anything without complaining.

mek u funko

Bastards.

Email from the local rozzers started surprisingly:
"As a result 1 x known hare courser vehicle was seized for no insurance and will be now be crushed alongside two dogs "
Like the great tombs of Ur.

Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next

Ah. Ta.

My theory was always that this resulted from a very stupid conflation of ork* and pork. As a non-player, but Tolkien reader, this caused numerous rages with mates as a kid.

* Does it have a k in D&D? I can't remember.

"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

Best I can do is "Boctor"; that do you?

In my case, "perhaps this idea could be shitter".

Snoopy loves everyone.
Except the Red Baron.

Imagine being able to do the gag every time the door went, though. Money can't buy that, only onomastics can.

Eww and yiccccch.

This is incredible

Lol.
I do, too. Maybe it's a 'born working class' thing from a time when a lingering Edwardian notion of 'betterment' wasn't seen as cringe. The born MC would never admit it.

I don't think you can leave out a cultural dimension (not least because in financial terms its less of a signifier than it used to be).

(I say "apparent" iffiness: I dunno, I haven't watched it and can't bear to hear the wretched cunt's voice for a nanosecond, but some respectable journos who have no axe to grind seemingly think so, so whatevs)

They'll have a defence of it being substantially true, despite the apparent iffiness of the edit, especially given he's now pardoned a shit ton of the other Putschists. There's no reputational damage.

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Not sure about the tense there. That guy's hiding something. Or someone.

Mind you, they may have spent more time recently in a seaside community than he has.