Hector R.

Warlock: *reading spellbook* ARGH!

Wizard: what's wrong?

Warlock: I'm trying to find this book's terms and conditions.

Wizard: it doesn't...have...any?

Warlock: what sorcery is this.

Sorcerer: Don't you bring me into this.

Fuck all union busters but trying to draw a line of causation between the delay and the seemingly illegal firings is agenda-driven reporting that is extremely unlikely to be accurate.

Reminder that there's a good chance the new Mayor of NYC is watching Dynamite tonight.

I never want to hear "yeah, but they can't win" ever again about a democratic socialist candidate. That's Old Guard rhetoric trying to preserve the broken status quo. If you mutter it, you are, too. And you will be left behind.

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history.

Now let’s get to work.

transition2025.com

“Maple Lights” by Erin Hanson

The Yukon

Fuji GS645S
Kodak Portra 160
#believeinfilm

MLB @MLB • 5m Shota Imanaga has reportedly become a free agent after the Cubs have declined to exercise the team's option and he has declined his player option, per multiple reports including MLB's Jordan Bastian.

Three days into the postseason, and good teams actively trying to get worse to save money, but somehow the Dodgers are the problem

Close up photo of the full Moon

I forgot the settings on the last #FullMoon post. Here's a slightly different version though.

#MoonPhotography #MoonPhotos #MoonShots #Photography

Camera settings:
Canon T5i
Sigma 150mm x 600mm
Focal length: 600mm
F-stop: f/10
Exposure time: 1/1600
ISO: 800

Good morning, wishing you all a tremendous #ThickTrunkTuesday
#Autumn

mamdani winning tonight is like hangman adam page winning the AEW men’s world title for the first time and we’re all the dark order

YouTube TV's contract dispute with Disney, which has led to the blackout of ABC and ESPN from YouTube, is a reminder that streaming services are subject to blackout at the whim of corporate greed.

interviewer: under skills you listed evading large predator animals

me: that’s right you see any hippo or lion bites on me?

interviewer: i see several bites on your arms

me: those are from a beagle which we can agree is not a predator of man

Delighted to receive this in the mail yesterday and congrats to Giorgia Lupi on getting this out. THANK YOU for taking time to discuss #LongCOVID and the need for accurate, inclusive and honest representation of the people we collect our data from. Amazing work. 🙏🏻

All the non-Muslim New Yorkers busting out the word “inshallah” today

3 rows with each NYC mayoral candidate: (blue bar) Zohran Mamdani (yellow bar) Andrew M. Cuomo (red bar) Curtis Sliwa (wearing a red had)

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

An actual goat‬ ‪@kokorozek.satan.social‬ Amazed that in the year of our lord 2025 people are still pulling the “eyyyy c‘mon you can’t hit me, it’s my birthday! I’m the birthday boy!” ‪Ava Rose-Shirley‬ ‪@cinderelladesade.bsky.social‬ What lord? ‪Ultraviolent Lights‬ ‪@ultraviolentlights.bsky.social‬ "Year of Our Lord" is the English translation of Anno Domini, which refers to the Christian God and is not an implicit statement of faith, in common usage it's simply the designation we give to any year following 1 B.C. You can use C.E for "common era" if you prefer. Hope that clears things up. ‪Ava Rose-Shirley‬ ‪@cinderelladesade.bsky.social‬ Do you always get off on over explaining the bleeding obvious, or is today your birthday? I’m sick of people barging in and making bad faith arguments without taking half a fuckin’ second to consider the possibility that I intended to challenge all theological notions— from a humanist POV.. JFC! ‪Ultraviolent Lights‬ ‪@ultraviolentlights.bsky.social‬ Sorry, what does JFC stand for?

My painting BIG SUR WILDFLOWERS

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Just spoke to Zohran and he said he’s going to make it illegal to call it “chai tea” in New York.

Finally, progress.

Pink white roses under the rain.

Hello #RoseWednesday

Imagine putting it in the court record that you were chemically assaulted by condiments

Is all the food in New York halal yet?

whenever i was playing a videogame as a kid my dad would come in and say 'are you levelling up your wizard?' but I'd be playing Need for Speed Underground or something. now i am sitting here literally levelling up my wizard realising he is dunking on me from 20 years in the past

WINNER WINNER! HALAL DINNER! Goodbye Sliwa! So long Cuomo! #Mamdami #NYC

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I have this wild idea for another way to spend that money

Canopy #trees #woodland 🌳🍃🍂