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gonna be participating in Sober October for social media. I'll be taking a break from all platforms except for my instagram photo account, @preydr1ve.photos. see yall after Halloween 🎃

delete tiktok off your phone man. it's not worth it

had a long and exhausting day so I fell asleep on the couch during Collision, woke up hearing Jamie's theme and the words "blood and guts," saw women on the screen, and now I can sleep peacefully once more 😌 #AEWCollision 🤼‍♂️

wish I could try whale milk

prebiotic sodas fucking suck ass

apparently he's a lab and was the only puppy in the litter born with that coat? but who knows what other types of dogs the mother had bred with. maybe a newfie or a pyrenees or something

my mom just sent me the most unintentionally liminal ass picture of her backyard? it looks like it was taken on an old disposable. I am feeling a palpably sad nostalgia

right like why does this dog have balayage

this is Adis, the "restaurant manager" of Chateau Rouge in Philly, who waits outside all day for love from passersby 😍

youtubers, "harbinger" has a soft G like "binge" or "hinge"

not a hard G like "bing" or "cling"

please I'm beginning you

youtubers I am begging you, it's "pedestal," not "pedastool"

this one is CRAZY

If you are suffering from the male loneliness epidemic you can come over and I will jack you off or read you one Wikipedia page of my choice

I'm sure the internet could use a Saffy smile today :3

I had that thought right away!!

art is about finding the best way to manifest something. not the easiest way to manifest something

a little bee sippin n slurpin on some yellow goldenrod, thusly named because the blooms are golden, but also the bee is yellow, this is like alliteration but with colors

nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them

saw a BLONDE SQUIRREL today!!!

The meme says "come and take it" And it shows Shadow holding a bottle of Tylenol

my blue hair and pronouns daughter isn't gonna make it

he's so baby!! I GOTTA get back to that store. haven't been in almost a decade

new nails are gaaag 🤩

BAAWW the Greavard!!

she would probably be offended by a leaf

hyuuuuge

ugh it DOES. all 3 colors look sooo yummy

please I need the amber ashtray colored shower slides please pleeease

WAAAAHHHH STAT YOU DO DESERVE IT 😭💜😭💙😭 🤼‍♂️ #AEWAllOut

Okada and Takeshita are so stupid hot all the fujoshis gotta be crashing out at home 🤼‍♂️ #AEWAllOut

should I be tagging stuff with #AEWAllout ? I don't know how bsky stuff works ever because shit is always changing