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Why is it only ever one of two options when it comes to the occult?

1). They dabbled in the occult, so there were spirits
2). The person was a witch. So, obviously haunted

Where's the "she was a very successful witch and sold her totally normal home for 3x market value"?

A copper talisman engraved with the Flower of Emanation

I'm always hypnotized by the final product when etching a talisman.

#chaosky #witchsky #occultsky

I dreamt that I shut down a men's fitness center they put it at the top of a mountain that they kept lubed with oil, because they didn't have wheelchair access.

If they died suddenly and didn't get an opportunity to remove the staple, they became a ghost. But being a ghost didn't last forever, because the staple would eventually rust away.

I dreamt that everyone had an astral thread attached to their eyes. Every mile you went, you had to staple the thread to the ground. Otherwise, it would lead to mental anguish. When a person was dying, they had to unstaple the thread and let their eyes float into the sky.

If they died suddenly and didn't get an opportunity to remove the staple, they became a ghost. But being a ghost didn't last forever, because the staple would eventually rust away.

I did some napkin math on how much I'll be able to make compared to the cost. I'll be serving it up at 25¢ per serving.

Label for tamarind concentrate

Bought this last weekend and just figured out the perfect ratio for making tamarind agua fresca. I'll be able to make a grotesque amount. I'm so excited.

A 5lb bag of monosodium glutamate

This should last me a while.

Andrew Dice Clay is *hardly* culture. Lol. But I see your point.

Thanks for not making me feel like an ancient fuck.

I would love to learn to play it, but my physiology prevents it.

My hands are just too goddamn big.

I was doing some cleaning today.

Found a mandolin.

I don't know how to play the mandolin. To my knowledge, I've never purchased a mandolin. I don't know anyone who plays the mandolin.

Not sure what I'm gonna do with this.

Because everything else doesn't remind me of how old I am. Gotta get that from my family too.

Conversation with my wife:

"Bobcat Goldthwait is in this?"

"Who?"

"He was a popular comedian in the late 80s/early 90s. Like Andrew Dice Clay."

"Who?"

"Goddammit. I'm not *that* much older than you"

That's a great idea. Love it.

Keep an eye out. We've got plenty of people behind this working together to make it a reality. I'll be sure to post more details as they unfold.

Myself and others are in the process of building an entire festival next year focused on chaos magick, eclectic witchcraft, and non-dogmatic occult practices!

Right now, we're brainstorming names and are taking suggestions.

Have any you'd like to share?

#chaosky #witchsky #occultsky

I dreamt I was editing a book on magick and had just finished a section on the importance of pumpkin stems in the use of curses and traps.

I dreamt I was a Bedouin on a pilgrimage from Albany, New York to attend a funeral. Wearing black robes through an airport, I was taken to a boarding lounge where my clothing was mercilessly mocked by 3 siblings that I chastised to tears using the words taught to me by the University of Sand.

Never argue with someone John Brown would have shot.

An owl perched in a tree

Camp Chaos has been blessed by an owl's oversight.

Yes.

Wooden coins featuring the Hebrew and Phoenician scripts with a tarot deck on a black table

Carnival of Khaos divination station at the Chaos Magick Track.

By reading this, you’ve bound yourself to a minor egregore whose only function is to remind you that you’ve bound yourself to a minor egregore: The Ass-Boros.

It arrives to lovingly eat its own ass whenever you say something it finds interesting, hoping you’ll watch.

#assboros #ohno #eatyourself

A brown leather belt pouch decorated with a combination chaos star and sacred chao

Finished just in time for next weeks Carnival of Khaos.

HUFF 'EM!

What's the metal bit? Did you forge that yourself? How did you attach it?

Sorry for the many questions. I'd love to know your process.

A happy dog lying in the grass next to a toy fish

Niihka was so happy to spend the afternoon outside with me as we prepare for the upcoming festival.

My wife and I have finally obtained a second car.

She wants to give it a name.

It is a 2021 Toyota Highlander.

I suggested Connor MacLeod.

She said no.

I suggested Car-nor MacLeod.

She said no.

I am in utter despair.