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UnTicket contributor emeritus, but otherwise uninteresting person who's not really worth following. Also a self-professed volume tweeter. T-Dot Canadian.

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Here we are, doomscrolling again

28.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI make it!” - some Dallas stars guy that later got brought up on creep charges

27.02.2026 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m such a lightweight

27.02.2026 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We should try this together one day. I’m gonna need to crash on your couch tho

27.02.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But you have a deal!

27.02.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We had a beer tasting at work today, mostly 5% beers, and I had maybe two pints total. And it was a couple of hours after I’d run three miles, so it hit quick. If it were a solo thing, I’d definitely go run first, and then alternate taco and beer afterwards and cling to life as best I could

27.02.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The beers would kill me

27.02.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

😏

27.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That sounds so much better than β€œplaid mutter paneer”

27.02.2026 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Apropos of absolutely nothing… the Cirque du Sirois team is producing quality content on either side of the patreon paywall, and every past and present ticket P1 will find their β€œbehind the scenes” ticket stuff just as captivating and illuminating as the DZ’s four part lawyer round table was.

25.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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As it turns out, this was an accurate sports prognostication

22.02.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As it turns out, we were in fact the Toronto blue jays in this one

22.02.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You may release your butts. 😒

22.02.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Hold on to your butts

22.02.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Godfuckingdammit

22.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Double-ugh

22.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh

22.02.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

We apologize for that guy in the leafs jersey. Nothing more.

22.02.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m no hockeyologist, but not being able to score with a 90+ second two man advantage seems like a β€œtake it to your blankin’ graves” moment to me

22.02.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Oooooh, I was never privy to one of his commercials thanks to the stream

19.02.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s so tall! And so is his tech! And his leg tattoo makes the ladies moist!

19.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Never

19.02.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been 15 minutes time for a live spot

19.02.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhhhh the famous pegging scene

19.02.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh dear. I think there was an Arthur one I saw too

18.02.2026 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bailed and took the subway after a few of these snowflakes stung me in the face. These things are vicious.

18.02.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thankfully, I have only heard that accent in person once, and it was an opening act for comedian Aurie Styla, who proceeded to make fun of that accent for ten minutes before doing his show! 🀣

18.02.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhat have we done to anger you, oh mighty lord, to deserve this wrath of dander you have besmoten upon us!”

18.02.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0