Sarah Don't Care-ah

A tortoiseshell cat and an orange cat lying butt to butt on a purple couch with a ton of pillows

AAAAAAHHHHH! It's happening!

Izzy Iconography

A smiling woman with silver glasses and high hair with shaved sides, in a salon

Mirror selfie of a woman with silver glasses and high hair with shaved sides, in a salon

FRESSSSSHHHH and PMSy

a man with curly hair is sticking his head out of a hole Alt: a man with curly hair is sticking his head out of a hole

Me on social media, trying to figure out whether someone is referencing an older dude they lust after, or their actual grandfather

Kash Patel baselessly fired an elite team of agents specializing in foreign threats from the Middle East just days before Donald Trump launched an illegal military campaign in Iran. trib.al/yCxh1bk

I hate when people say "Welcome to my world."

How about "Get OUT of my world"?
Leave me alone here.

I LOVE THIS SONG

Can't wait until my haircut later today, so I can watch the end of the world with bitchin' hair.

a woman sitting on a couch with a headband on her head making a funny face Alt: a woman sitting on a brown plaid couch with a headband on her head making a funny face

Omelette du fromage and "But I'm A Cheerleader"

Whatever it is, whatever it was

"I'm not promoting him, I'm just saying he's better."

Why am I addicted to watching these things? Because they are hilarious!!

A woman with long nails considering a COVID test as if it is a pregnancy test. She does not have COVID, if the test was done properly. No idea if she is pregnant based on this COVID test.

I'VE SEEN IT ALL - I JUST WATCHED A DRAMA REEL WHERE THE WOMAN WAS USING A COVID TEST AS A PREGNANCY TEST.
MA'AM THAT WILL NOT TELL YOU IF YOU'RE PREGANURT.
SHE IS NOT PREGAGANENTE.

In addition to being inclusive, writing the alt text for images is fun tbh.

bro literally did the farquadt

'advocacy groups'

which advocacy groups?

be specific about this.

the new york times is forever publishing far right groups who advocate for the eradication of minorities. the new york times publishes them uncritically, @jillfilipovic.bsky.social.

Dismissing trans people's concerns about coverage as the biased input of "advocacy groups" is remarkably callous, given what just happened in Kansas. I would submit that the reason the anger at the paper is so intense is that people get the sense their legitimate fears are written off as "deranged."

🧵"A dialogue of the deaf" is Hebrew ("דו שיח של חירשים"); this is an Israeli intel officer saying the US team "had become way too dependent on foreign—& especially Israeli—intel."

Netanyahu, 2010: "I know what America is. America is a thing you can move very easily, move it in the right direction."

I'm hiding my Izzy Swallows pin among my work pins.

New lanyard for my work badge. Banner day.

Y'all wanna see the movie that taught me about the poetry of Arthur Rimbaud?

(This is not a joke it rules.)

Just found out that Mother thinks ChatGPT is pronounced "Chat Gap"

the same great sunday scaries you know and love: now with 80% more war!

What an absolutely trash take.

K, I'm back on Resident Evil Biohazard.

It's games like this, and the Silent Hills, that infect my dreams and make everything filthy. Especially toilets, when I need to pee in a dream.

That's how you break a couch