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It’s cold again, which means the jammies are back.

A ★★★½ review of The Lost Chapter: Yuki's Revenge (2025) I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact that I just watched a Fortnite-related thing that was directed by Quentin Fucking Tarantino, or the hardcore purists on this site being legitimately upset over it...

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A ★★★★ review of The Roses (2025) I never knew that watching such a toxic relationship could be so entertaining.

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busta rhymes on a float at the macy's thanksgiving parade with the ninja turtles

thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle

A ★★★½ review of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984) Felt like I was watching the 4th installment of a movie series that I’ve never seen before. And I mean that very complimentary.

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A ★★★★½ review of Wicked: For Good (2025) “Why do I love this place that’s never loved me?” Cynthia and Ariana are still absolute powerhouses. Very surprised I didn’t have much issue with the pacing like I feared I would. Why was this lowkey ...

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"But-- But the YouTube dislikes!"

A ½ review of In the Lost Lands (2025) This movie is the equivalent to Kanye West’s infamous “He runnin around like he Pac!” tweet, because Paul W.S. Anderson clearly thinks he ate with this one. Dave Bautista is my dawg and everything, bu...

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A ★★★★ review of The Smashing Machine (2025) Fast Five was both a blessing and a curse for The Rock. It was the movie that skyrocketed him into becoming the massive action movie star that he is today, and we can be honest in saying that a lot of...

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A ★★★★★ review of One Battle After Another (2025) Leonardo DiCaprio has one of the greatest film crashouts of all time over a password. Sean Penn plays one of the most fucked fuckers I’ve seen a movie have in a minute. It’s also thrilling as hell and...

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A ★★★★½ review of Bugonia (2025) Yorgos Lanthimos can’t keep getting away with this. (complimentary)

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A ★★★★★ review of Frankenstein (2025) GDT cooked once again. With a story that’s been adapted so many times, I always wondered what could even be brought to the table anymore, and I was definitely shown that here. Everything that I could ...

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A tradition for me to make this meme as always.

Leftover pics that I forgot to share, but I had a fun Halloween!

A ★★★★★ review of Chainsaw Man – The Movie: Reze Arc (2025) Hearing Kenshi Yonezu in surround sound was worth going to the theater for alone, but it also helps that the movie was peak.

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A ★★★★ review of In the Mouth of Madness (1994) “Anyway… Your books suck!”

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Two, apparently 💀

A ★ review of The Curse of Humpty Dumpty (2021) Bro was just sitting and aura farming for 90% of the movie. 😭

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A ★★★★ review of Your Monster (2024) What started out as a cute 3/5 for me gets completely bumped up to a 4 due to a really dope third act that puts the pieces together and delivers a great payoff. Enjoyed this one a lot, and Melissa Bar...

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A ★★★ review of Clown in a Cornfield (2025) You know what? I can appreciate a fun, little 90-minute slasher that gets straight to the point.

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She eepy.

A ★★★½ review of #Alive (2020) I mean, it’s hard to not be entertained by a zombie movie with an isolated setting, and this did exactly what it needed to do. Solid debut project for the director as well.

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A ★★★ review of Wolf Man (2025) There’s a bit of good stuff in here, dare I even say, quite a bit of good stuff. I enjoyed the suspense, the practical effects, and there were definitely some unique takes on the story here, but the i...

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A ★★★★ review of The Frighteners (1996) So you’re telling me that the man who made this Scooby-Doo-ass movie (complimentary) would end up directing one of the greatest trilogies of all time?

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A ★★★★★ review of Tales from the Hood (1995) I genuinely cannot believe it took me so long to watch this movie, because it rules so hard. A good mix of being campy, scary, and timely all in one. Genuinely of the dopest horror anthologies I’ve ev...

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A ★★★ review of Deadly Friend (1986) Feels like two completely different movies in one (which tracks since I heard that this movie went through a ton of studio interference and reshoots), it’s cheesy as hell, but I’d be lying if I said I...

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A ★★★½ review of Drop (2025) This was very fun, and Christopher Landon is incredibly good at building suspense with such a hokey premise, but I still can’t get over the fact that the Undertaker/AJ Styles meme made an appearance i...

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A ★★½ review of Hide and Seek (2005) Fun fact, the trailer and poster for this movie used to stick with me back in the day when I was 11 years old, so it felt nice to finally rectify the mystique that I had about it for so long, but it’s...

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A ★★★★ review of Def by Temptation (1990) Sometimes you’re introduced to a movie that you’ve never heard about in your life and are immediately sold on the fact of it being a 90s low-budget black vampire movie. And it absolutely rules.

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