Gray Saber

I've been known to be a stretch when invited. 😇

Might have to be careful with that, you'll attract a blue kitty~

Weird boy~

Flonase fails me all the time too. 😢

He's too busy trying to make us pay double for our healthcare just before the midterms. 🤡

The early Tuesday morning after a 10 hour shift keeps a sabercat out until almost 9 PM... I need my coffee!

There are options anyway~

Well, first things first. Does it fit in a wolf?

I do have a wearable that might help deal with that insatiable part too... Or maybe big kitties have to learn to switch more often to handle it.

Think you can handle a big cat?

I just wish mine weren't wearing out. They're very similar to the ones Bond wore in casino royal but a little more form fitting~

I don't own a single one. I do have some cute aussiebum trunks they don't make anymore though.

Once again I am reminded of why sabers don't drink alcohol anymore.

I didn't enter the lottery, I'd be tempted to go if I could get in with a room but... I think the fact I didn't enter precludes me.

I'd rather do a visit to Europe and see friends next year. Maybe take the train from Zürich to London and see Phantasialand and the Louvre on the way? Idk

Well it's always worth another go, I haven't eaten any dergs out before though~

However you want to phrase a saber coaxing some shep dick~

You do need to come down here and stalk your fennec cousin at the zoo again~

You could work on a drink for me while I do~

They look like a lot of fun~

Might have to give a few licks depending on where things go too~

So when can I come over and try?

Might I counteroffer with pizza?

You'll just be begging for a cavity search won't you?

This got buuuuried. I don't see why not, sabers have been super busy with work lately but it's finally Friday. (Thank fuck haha)

Well aren't we just making sabers wish they were there! Being somewhere with free beer is a recipe for a tipsy kitty. Especially a nice light German one.

(I'll be damned if I couldn't go for some schnitzel or bratwurst too...)

One of these days I'll have to go to Munich during Oktoberfest. We have a direct flight from San Diego there, I've been on it before. But never staid, always a layover. 😤

Totally not the way chees (or sabers) need to be fucked in the ass anyway.

I'm paying about $90-120 every pay period for my health insurance and it only works at Kaiser unfortunately. It's like, I pay more every month than it costs to go to the ER in Oslo without insurance coverage and then my copay for an ER visit is still 7x higher than there.

Always has been in America.

Extinct cat says welcome to the club!

Ruff, maybe you'll have to get the chance to~

(I do have a favorite gif I've wanted to make a big kitty version of...)