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Born hated by the first people that laid eyes on him.

The thing that's stuck with me the most is how normal it was for those guys to recreationally steal cars when they were in school.

I think about it whenever I see someone complaining about the epidemic of auto theft in Minneapolis... that's apparently been going on since the mid-60's.

These threads are fun, but I gotta say my favorite part is at the end of the game when you get to see a kid that died his hair bright, bright red for his big "Hi grandma!" moment on TV have that just-played-my-last-game ugly cry after Delano dog walked his team 6-2.

Oh so nobody had any athletes

Did they win?

Cereal is noodles. Milk is the soup.

Good morning! Yes, this is he

I was in the arena for this and they showed four different replays of it and none of us in the building knew what the fuck happened. We all thought he'd scored.

How much ketamine since rocket boat?

Then what happened, Mark?

no no no no fuck no no no fuck no no no no fuck no fuck no FUCK

Hockey ended yesterday so the neighborhood kids don't know what to do with their bodies. The pitcher is saucing lacrosse balls to the batter.

Oscar-nominated short film break

That's a lot.

Too handsome.

Then he scores. Do it again, admin.

Rebel Loon caption “We have friends everywhere.”

#MNUFC Wonderwall tifo.

I still think this falls short of an Orange Ball forecast for #MNUFC but there’s hope!

This is all fascinating but I'm a little blown away by how good Pablo's radio baritone remains when he's talking into airpods while he's walking down the street in Manhattan in the middle of the day.

back with a new too many men to talk about... well... everything from the last few days.

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Time for my SOTA (State Of The Administration) address

My son's hockey team stunk the place up tonight to lose a shot at the district championship, and Brock Faber looked like a dipshit smiling for the president, so you're about to lose your 2034 puck moving defenseman that likes to flatten wingers, USA Hockey.

ilhan omar might be the bravest american in congress right now. solidarity to her forever, i wish she could be president

Don't love that for him.

I'm not entirely sure how they did it, but they've completely cleared the streets around my office in Midtown #NYC.

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

I think it's because they understand what fantasy sports is really for...

Hear me out...

Love it when the dancehall starts at the closing ceremonies and the crowd shots show you how few world class athletes can dance.

You'll know I've saved up enough money for both my kids to go to college when I give up actual food for an all gas station sausage egg and cheese sandwich diet.