Grumio

Jiggery or pokery?

Came here to say that

Not really - but obviously left an impression

I have dreams about somone from 35 years ago - fuck our brains

Lumbutts & Mankinholes

Mytholmroyd

Hurrah for Facefuck sending “happy birthday” reminders for dead people - I’m amassing quite the collection as I get older

Title panel: The Art of Christmas Party Conversation - by ANGEL. [Scene is a SILENT, STARRY HILLSIDE in Biblical times. Three shepherds are having a quiet chat as their sheep calmly chew the grass. This scene repeats unchanged apart from the gentle movements of the Shepherds chatting, for several panels. Then suddenly a MASSIVE, CHEESY, WHITE-TOOTHED ANGEL appears above them saying "HELLLOOOO"] ANGEL: HELLLOOOO SHEPHERS: ARGH ANGEL [Talking 'to camera]: Christmas is such a social time - here's some top tips for making sparkling conversation! 1. Use body language to convey approachability. [The giant angel, hovering in the air, cheerfully flaps his massive wings at the terrified shepherds] FLAP FLAP FLAP 2. Start with a gentle icebreaker to put people at ease [The giant angel looms over the terrified shepherds bellowing]: DO NOT BE AFRAAAAAID 3. Avoid 'Angelsplaining': Always introduce topics of conversation by asking interested, open questions. [The Angel shoves his massive, cheery face into the terrified Shepherds' personal space and bellows]: SEEN ANY GOOD BABIES LATELY? 4. If there's a lull in the conversation, try summoning the Company of the Heavenly Host. [The bAngel summons thousands more angels, filling the sky with sublime, terrifying fire as they all sing]: GLOOOOORY TO GOD [The Heavenly Host all disappear. There is an awkward silent pause, the Shepherds now cowering on the floor, quietly weeping.] ANGEL: So do you like sheep? SHEPHERDS: *sob* [Ends]

a man in a suit and tie is making a face ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a face

Stuffing?

Oooh - we had the classic sludgy green one

Rap-rap-rap-rap-Rapesco!

Might be a bulbous salutation around the back

Omaze with special guest Morrissey

Which bastard slammed the piano lid on Lionel’s fingers?

La cucaracha, la cucaracha
Ya no puede caminar

Serve me right

My last week here - gonna miss this

🎵 I saw mummy pegging Santa Claus 🎶

Bit judgemental, no?

Cheap and full of static electricity?

Needs more flick knives

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside

A large erection

Gibraltar

Foucault’s Frenulum #twang