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Grumio

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I was heading north on a plane that was heading south

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His poor mother

02.03.2026 21:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Seek out the lager of Lamont

02.03.2026 21:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Bit glaring here too

02.03.2026 21:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Früher" is a word that requires careful reading.....

02.03.2026 16:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Two smiling tax administration employees standing at Arrivals section of an airport with a large hand-drawn banner with the text translated above

Two smiling tax administration employees standing at Arrivals section of an airport with a large hand-drawn banner with the text translated above

“To all influencers and other tax exiles in Dubai, the tax authorities wish you a safe return to France”

01.03.2026 18:08 — 👍 460    🔁 234    💬 7    📌 11

My eldest was very pleased with their Christmas gift

02.03.2026 09:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The trouser equivalent of the three wolf moon t-shirt?

02.03.2026 08:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It my age it’s perfectly normal

01.03.2026 16:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bring kitchen paper

01.03.2026 10:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have yet to be taken up the Oxo Tower

01.03.2026 10:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ah - the Walkie Talkie

01.03.2026 10:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Taken up the Shard?

01.03.2026 10:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

"My name? Yes, it's I. R. Toller."

28.02.2026 21:10 — 👍 13    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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I think she’s pretending to be the Easter Bunny

28.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Eees not rat, eees ‘amster

28.02.2026 13:48 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Croak-arse

28.02.2026 13:05 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
tom of finland coffee and moomin coffee

tom of finland coffee and moomin coffee

which way western man

28.02.2026 03:25 — 👍 2841    🔁 803    💬 38    📌 110
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Oh - hello

28.02.2026 11:21 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Still, the Remington is the next best thing (though I’ve yet to experience the Turkish barber wax-gasm)

27.02.2026 14:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

With the old Philips one, you could get within a millimetre of their life

27.02.2026 14:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Once you've trimmed your orifices?

27.02.2026 14:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s not a patch on the old-style Philips one, but they’ve redesigned that one to make it rubbish. I blame Nick Clegg

27.02.2026 14:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m wearing jackboots

27.02.2026 12:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Jawohl, mein Herr

27.02.2026 10:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a lonely Matt Goodwin texting on his phone

a lonely Matt Goodwin texting on his phone

‘hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it’

27.02.2026 08:03 — 👍 699    🔁 161    💬 3    📌 2
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Be afraid, be very afraid

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