Kemi is wrong about everything. Which is almost an achievement in itself | John Crace
The Tory leaderβs appearance on the Today programme was sheer madness β and comedy gold
What everyone agrees on, though, is that no one in the history of the psychological sciences has ever been so consistently wrong about everything.
Itβs almost an achievement to fall out with everyone. Including herself. Is she sad, mad or bad? Or all three?
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Badenoch gives a borderline disgraceful performance at PMQs on Iran | John Crace
At times like this you have to thank your lucky stars that the opposition leader is not in Downing Street
Kemi is a two-dimensional cut-out. A cartoon version of a leader of the opposition. A woman entirely without nuance who is condemned to fail time after time as she shouts the same questions time and again and totally misses the point. Tonal deficit disorder.
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