Laura Lynn Johnston

What’s on my easel this week: 🛌

So far, Max has only said he likes the tones!

Further progress was made today!

I started the largest oil painting I’ve ever attempted on a 36” x 48” canvas that I’ve had kicking around for 15+ years and it’s making me feel like I never want to work smaller again.

I never believed that true job satisfaction really existed until I met a guy my age who drove a Zamboni for a living and he told me, “whatever you imagined it to be like as a kid, it’s even better.”

I regularly get “We’ve sure been missing you around here!” emails from UberEats when it’s only been 12 hours since I last ordered. Did they hire the Duolingo owl as their Marketing Director?

I’m very interested in hearing answers to the inverse of this question. Like, in what ways have you been traumatized to the point where you will definitely not die in a way that others have?

TFW you wake up tired because you had an exhausting dream/nightmare, like the one I had last night where I misplaced my phone in a time before Find My Phone existed and my partner and I spent literal ages looking everywhere for it.

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I kept asking people later that afternoon, “can you imagine if you were just like tilling your field or something thousands of years ago and then THAT just happened all of a sudden???” I would have found it truly terrifying. My hands still shook even though I fully understood what was going down!

I’ve sent this photo to my partner almost every day since I took it because I can hear the activation sound our cat makes whenever I look at it, and it always makes us both laugh. Does your relationship have any such image?

Amazing colour on you! 😍

Well call me a Boeing 737 cause I’m barely holding it together

I don’t even have this kind. I have the normal kind. So I bruised not only my body, but also my ego.

I’ve lived here for a year and a half now but I only just became a real Montrealer today, when I fell down my front stairs.

I’ll fold your laundry if you clean my shower

Shoutout to the introverts who go to events/shows alone, buy their tickets online, and interact with literally no one when there so that they can get their social card validated before crawling back into their cave of solitude

the shape of the cat in the snow made by footprints

let this image radicalize you

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Follow-up question: how often do bureaucrats (and/or bureaucratic processes) make you breakdown into tears and is it all the time

What level of irony have we reached when the (male, of course) agent at the passport office tells you to smile

The other day, I overheard a six-year-old girl at the playground say “ohh la la!” as if someone just presented her with all the world’s problems and same vibes, tbh

Fucking preach, picture frame.