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I DO NOT GIVE BLUESKY PERMISSION TO PRINT MY PERSONAL INFORMATION.

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Latest posts by myoldgaffer.bsky.social on Bluesky

You're not hanging out with nearly enough 9 year olds

15.12.2024 03:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just taught my in-laws about incognito tabs. Planting the seeds for an eventful Christmas.

15.12.2024 00:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Plain Virginia chicken breast on Pennsylvania white bread.

14.12.2024 16:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Trogdor the burninator but a cool S

Trogdor the burninator but a cool S

"First, draw an S"

30.11.2024 02:10 — 👍 1052    🔁 257    💬 26    📌 11

Annual reminder:

Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.

Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.

14.12.2024 13:55 — 👍 18140    🔁 2049    💬 407    📌 191

INSTANT follow

14.12.2024 14:36 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

If "you think you're better than me?" were a noun

14.12.2024 12:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pitching a Last Dance style documentary about this season's Nets called Fuck The Haters

14.12.2024 12:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He died as he lived, horny

14.12.2024 04:22 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Current vibe

14.12.2024 03:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Having a garage is weird. Like why is there a big wet car in my house.

14.12.2024 02:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In case anyone was wondering, mob rule is alive and well at the post office this morning

13.12.2024 15:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let's go Sarah!!

13.12.2024 14:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good luck Carly!

13.12.2024 14:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same, that's why I only her on little league baseball

13.12.2024 14:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Voodoo is the only political strategy remaining to us

13.12.2024 14:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RWLJY WUSH AUTOCORREXT WORKEE WITH ALK CAPS

13.12.2024 14:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THIS JUST IN: Citing a massive mandate from the people, the new secretary of whateverthefuck just proposed changing all Fridays to be on the 13th.

13.12.2024 14:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nope!

13.12.2024 14:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Link to that shirt? Asking for a friend...

13.12.2024 14:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my torso be like (,)

13.12.2024 13:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

AI would never write this, and that's why I think we'll be just fine.

13.12.2024 13:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're laughing? You haven't created any shareholder value today and you're laughing?

13.12.2024 00:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Offscreen

12.12.2024 21:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There's something here about sin (the function) being a curve but dammit i can't find it

12.12.2024 19:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why can I not Like this twice

12.12.2024 19:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Points to anyone who can guess how long American assholes have been kicking this objection around

12.12.2024 19:28 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Luigi would never

12.12.2024 19:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Um what the fuck?

12.12.2024 19:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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