Eldy

Find you a man who says this to you <3

Anxiety is living with 20+ tabs open of those 12 hour videos of occasional sound.

Metal pipes. Knocking. The gnome.
Yes, the gnome.

You can try to close the tabs but each time it opens a new window. Or two. We have fun here. :3

AU where instead of the jack cheese line, its Jeff
Colby Jeff
Pepper Jeff
MONTEREY JEFF

Business idea:
Sausage Vendor that also runs a weiner dog emporium adjacent. The implication is that they're free range dogs.

this would fix me

If you got an alert on your phone that your county had a spider infestation, how alarmed would you be on a scale of 1 to 10?

1 being like, this affects your day in no way, and occupies no part of your mind.

10 being like, you've already gotten the shotgun from the locker.

It's like Breath of the Wild except there's no wilderness and breathing is illegal

No, no, he's not barking at you- he's barking WITH you

*Proudly hangs a "no screaming allowed sign" over the pit of screaming* :]

End game Grounded is just Doctor Wendell repeatedly, and enthusiastically, reminding you that he is the throat goat.

We just have so much in common. She loves ponies. I love to eat ponies.

Flavor town!

The whole gang is here!

40F to 140F is known as the danger zone, it is the most exciting temperature range to cook food in for maximized flavor.

Heh. Yeah :]

Fantasy setting where Din is the god of light, rebirth and life. There are no Paladin's, they are Pals of Din.

Okay really cool addition, one of the Steamwheedle merchants in Undermine sells new Noggenfogger potions with *controlled* size change options on a 30 minute duration.

This is going to be SO good for RP, no more blanket tiny sized or massive behemoth lol

For the East Coast friends.