Becca

What a brutal situation to endure. Hope you are healing.

Does your town have calendars

Is Bluesky still a thing? Asking for me.

The real luxury
For an introvert is when
They leave, full of love

Merry Christmas to the girl from all of our hometowns who just posted about how she’s been staying off FB because of all the drama and also I don’t remember the rest but there was a lot of words, good luck Jaime, happy new year.

H, falling asleep: I love you, mama.
Me: I love you too, sweetie. I’m so lucky I get to be your mommy.
H: If it was daddy and another mommy, would you be sad?
Me: Ahh… yes?
#tenderfamilymoments

The pure serotonin in my veins when my strong willed kid takes a shower and then eats a bunch of meatballs. Clean AND protein? My work here is done.

“There will be no rest for the wicked!” proclaims my 5yo as he eats a watermelon popsicle.

Dear god

I asked the cashier how she is and she freely swore, including a JFC, and you know what, I was into it. I truly adore New England, especially around the holidays. Never change.

“GOOOOD NEWS! SHE’S DEAAAAAD!” I mean when else can you sing this in public?

They’re playing the new Wicked soundtrack at Target. Shit is about to get embarrassing. See you soon.

Happy “things that exist only in my MIL’s mind” season!

YUP.

Someone posted “I don’t have time to argue about soup” #souploversgroup

Update on the soup lovers group: someone is already upset

Me: Are you on Bluesky?
Husband: What’s that?
Me: I think it’s like the new Twitter for people who aren’t racist.

I just joined the soup lovers group on Facebook because my friend said it’s pure drama and I also I do like soup.

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

Baby’s first union

“Harry’s wild about ME?!? I’m not wild!” -the official response of my son Harry, who is 100% wild, to the old song “I’m Just Wild About Harry”

Oh nice, welcome back!

Good grief. Where ish do you live?

Yes, and also just… the professionalism?

I work in special education (in Mass) and have so many things to say about this, as well as the follow up comment to your child?!

Mine was Lila Hope, and now there are actual humans with that name. What a time to be alive.

I’m bringing elderly Cabbage Patch Kid vibes to my Thursday.

Where am I?