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Nobody made a documentary when I got dumped because my "tormentor" was a waiter. (Full credit for the pics and videos to the owners.)

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After weeks of planning and getaway car purring, Lisa suddenly questioned the stun gun's voltage.

After weeks of planning and getaway car purring, Lisa suddenly questioned the stun gun's voltage.

#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer

19.11.2025 02:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just as we are losing our democracy, comes a Ken Burns series on how we won it: THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION, tonight on PBS. (Handsome Armie Hammer, suitable for all occasions.)

17.11.2025 00:00 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Post by @craigcarpenter1990 · 6 images 💬 0  🔁 10  ❤️ 16 · Not all actors have A masterpiece A masterpiece A masterpiece A masterpiece A masterpiece And A masterpiece

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18.11.2025 00:30 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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robert downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: robert downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
18.11.2025 23:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer

18.11.2025 20:34 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
"Hey Good Lookin'! We'll be back to pick you up later!"

"Hey Good Lookin'! We'll be back to pick you up later!"

#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer

18.11.2025 19:19 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
♫ It's not easy bein' green. ♫

♫ It's not easy bein' green. ♫

#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer

18.11.2025 01:12 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling with his eyes closed ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling with his eyes closed
18.11.2025 00:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
"No ice cream for you if you don't quiet down in there."

"No ice cream for you if you don't quiet down in there."

#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer

17.11.2025 20:53 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Him: Do you believe Marjorie Taylor Greene
Me: No
Him: Do u think she’s a victim
Me: No
Him:Do u think she should be getting death threats?
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him: so Xmas is almost here- crazy

17.11.2025 18:22 — 👍 233    🔁 21    💬 30    📌 2
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#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer

17.11.2025 20:19 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Is your refrigerator running?

Is your refrigerator running?

#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer

16.11.2025 21:20 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer

16.11.2025 16:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He is an emotional man, evidenced several times on his podcast.

16.11.2025 01:03 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
It's behind me, isn't it?

It's behind me, isn't it?

#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer

15.11.2025 19:51 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

I've given it some thought, and I think the funniest possible outcome is if they somehow decide to impeach Bill Clinton again

15.11.2025 06:08 — 👍 804    🔁 71    💬 21    📌 1
(My insurance covered the root canal?!)

(My insurance covered the root canal?!)

(Hallelujah!)

(Hallelujah!)

#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer

15.11.2025 01:04 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Trump's microphone moment raises eyebrows
YouTube video by SBS News Trump's microphone moment raises eyebrows

Practice makes perfect.

www.youtube.com/shorts/d9mWo...

14.11.2025 20:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
(I shoulda stood in bed...)

(I shoulda stood in bed...)

#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer

14.11.2025 19:15 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
...then it just dried up and disappeared.

...then it just dried up and disappeared.

#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer

13.11.2025 23:24 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Welp, that escalated steadily for the last decade.

13.11.2025 17:03 — 👍 125    🔁 13    💬 3    📌 0

Away with them to prison

13.11.2025 18:32 — 👍 759    🔁 170    💬 7    📌 13
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#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer

13.11.2025 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Thomas Jane’s Ruthless Gang of Gunslingers Is in Trouble in a New Look at Western ‘Frontier Crucible’ [Exclusive] Armie Hammer, Thomas Jane, and Myles Clohessy are three gunslingers in dire straits in a new image and poster from Frontier Crucible. See them here.

#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer

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13.11.2025 18:50 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I thought that had to be a baby Thorntail. I was wrong. I'm happy I was wrong.

13.11.2025 18:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Armie Hammer in his early podcast space in his small apartment. (His bare feet drew their own fans.)

12.11.2025 21:46 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
I do declare...

I do declare...

#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer

12.11.2025 20:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty cool that the guy who made his signature on a birthday card look like pubic hair is redecorating the White House

12.11.2025 16:07 — 👍 905    🔁 143    💬 23    📌 10
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Post by @sveva90 · 1 image 💬 0  🔁 16  ❤️ 33 · Armie Hammer Thriller ‘Citizen Vigilante’ Closes First Sales (AFM Exclusive) · The action thriller, directed by Uwe Boll, is one of Hammer's first indie projects since being drop…

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12.11.2025 14:43 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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#ArmieHammer Armie Hammer

12.11.2025 11:55 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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