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Blue State TX lawyer. The header photo is both real and a metaphor. Doomsplainers and NeverDem lefties get blocked for abject uselessness.

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No, he just knows the Senate won't break the filibuster to pass the SAVE Act, so he's setting up Cornyn to hammer him with it.

05.03.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit, this is gonna get bad.

05.03.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I imagine it would be judicially invalidated (ironically) as a violation of Equal Protection, probably in a 9-0 vote. It would also fail to succeed because it's so easy to game with billionaires buying up all the property for the sake of selecting their own personal senators and a representative.

05.03.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not first ballot, but he'll get in.

05.03.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hey, the Rangers picked him up on a minor league deal. Cool, we'll get a mention on his Hall of Fame plaque.

05.03.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kristi and Cory are probably going to have to move out of the Coast Guard Commandant's house now.

05.03.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

He knows the Senate won't do it, Paxton will run on it and beat Cornyn with it as a cudgel.

05.03.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's Oklahoma, so it would have to be Outhouse.

05.03.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mullin is a senator, and as such he will be immediately replaced by a new senator appointed by the Oklahoma governor.

05.03.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Out of office.

05.03.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are indeed confused.

05.03.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't wear that hat nor wield a gavel. My thoughts are my own.

05.03.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is escoteric, which is my wont, but I think I nailed it:

05.03.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

GFY.

05.03.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Go fuck yourself.

Yes, I am not an unsanctified buttboy. I have known these motherfuckers.

Also, go fuck yourself, asshole.

05.03.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All of your idiocy.

You are welcome to quote me on that.

05.03.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah.

05.03.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, just wanted to know that you are an idiot. Feel free to block me, which will only make me stronger through your idiocy getting reverse-transfered to me. AHAHAHa go away you dumbshit.

05.03.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I engaged this guy in alle seriousness, and he failed me. Just my experience.

05.03.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're welcome, Orin. I fight in the trenches. not in the rigged SCOTUS.

05.03.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're welcome, Orin. I fight in the trenches. not in the rigged SCOTUS.

05.03.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because you're a lobotomy victim if you think she can still run for another office. Serious drill-in-head stuff.

05.03.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never. I've got better things to do.

05.03.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They do, and they should not.

05.03.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fair take.

05.03.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

U R Ignorant BYOND buhlief.

05.03.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Let me cut to the chase:

Go fuck yourself with a rusty garden tool.

05.03.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was not voter suppression in Deep Blue Dallas County. It was Republican idiots wanting to count their own votes because they're idiots who thought they would find fictional fraud, plus idiot Dems forgot to tell their voters they needed to go to their locals instead of the county voting centers.

05.03.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The most ethical of all the cocaine lords.

05.03.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my FUCKING god.

05.03.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0