Molly McQueen 🏳️‍⚧️☯️☭🌹

When I found the sheriff badge nipple shields, I knew I had no choice. It had to be done.

At this point, my heart has been broken so many times it can't get broken again. 💔

However, you can snort it. 👃

GOOD.

Primary the hell out of all the collaborators.

Yeah, I look pretty cool, but when you get to know me, I'm really pathetic.

If you're going to vote blue no matter who anyway, shouldn't you at least try to vote for the best blue possible, or are you just going to champion whatever asshole they give you?

tfw you schedule a sex date, but you'd rather scream in your head rocking back and forth as you remind yourself all the reasons you shouldn't ever let anyone get close to you.

Green-eyed woman with bright red hair tied back in a ponytail wearing a cowprint stetson hat, cow head dangling earrings with bell, a light pink bandana tied around the neck, blue jeans, a red leopard print belt with large buckle, and nipple shields designed to look like sheriff badges on her full, ample chest. She is kneeling on her fluffy pink bed, legs spread, one hand on her hat, steering as though she's already riding something.

Green-eyed woman with bright red hair tied back in a ponytail wearing a cowprint stetson hat, cow head dangling earrings with bell, a light pink bandana tied around the neck, and nipple shields designed to look like sheriff badges on her full, ample chest. She is kneeling on her fluffy pink bed, smiling and tipping her hat politely toward camera.

Green-eyed woman with bright red hair tied back in a ponytail wearing a cowprint stetson hat, cow head dangling earrings with bell, a light pink bandana tied around the neck, and nipple shields designed to look like sheriff badges on her full, ample chest. She is kneeling on her fluffy pink bed, her arms crossed below her breasts, pushing them together.

Green-eyed woman with bright red hair tied back in a ponytail wearing a cowprint stetson hat, cow head dangling earrings with bell, a light pink bandana tied around the neck, blue jeans, a red leopard print belt with large buckle, and nipple shields designed to look like sheriff badges on her full, ample chest. She is laying down on her fluffy pink bed, pulling her hat down over her eyes while she relaxes.

There is a new sheriff in town this Titty Tuesday. 👢

Brilliant! I'll just ask them [ERROR:Queryoutofbounds...forcereset;purgeexistentialsubroutines]

Well, I'm glad we got that resolved! 😊

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How do I know you all aren't AI? 🤨

How do you know that I'm not AI?

Would I know if I were AI?

I think my sexuality is defective.

Poster for They Live. Ironic, red, white, and blue alien in front of the American flag.

Wanna get political on me sometime? 🥺👉👈

I don't want to be told I'm beautiful. I already know that.

I want to be shown I'm sexy.

I don't know that one.

I never saw that one. 💲🥊

The Defenders - I like the dragon underneath New York as the ultimate threat to our heroes, unfortunately Finn Jones is even less likeable when standing next to all these iconic representations.

I would say not Falling Down only because the part where with the Nazi would be too woke for them.

If the cenobytes took over the world, would it really be worse or just fucked up in a different way? 🤔

What would be the best movie watchlist for chuds?

300
Red Dawn
The Patriot
Demolition Man
Starship Troopers (they won't get the irony)
Live and Let Die
Commando
Top Gun
The Wolf of Wall Street
About half of all buddy cop movies

What else?

unbearably painful and left me unable to trust anyone.

It has left me screaming inside my head every time I see a happy couple or hot sex, which is enough to make me sick scrolling across my Bluesky feed some days.

I'm done dating... again. I dread the day I decide to give people another chance .

call them my girlfriend and they say yes. This happens the moment after they collar me as their sub. This happens immediately after we discuss how our pets would get along if we moved in together.

Intentional or not, well-meaning or not, it is an indescribably cruel experience that has made dating🧵

critiquing their behavior.

This happens with such regularity that it feels unnatural and borderline impossible. This happens with people I've just met and people I've known for years. Women, men, and enbies. Trans and cis. Straight, pan, bi, lesbian.

It happens the moment after I ask them if I 🧵

that I let my guard down and start feeling secure.

But before that happens, I generally inform them of my history of abandonment in the hopes that they set my expectations accordingly. I test to make sure that, despite my submissive tendencies, they respond positively to me setting boundaries or 🧵

My latest photos I made for someone who suddenly ghosted me, someone I can only conclude was manipulating me from the start, just the latest in a very long line of people to tease a future in front of me with love and transformative that-would-fix-me sex.

And I am always, ALWAYS led on just enough🧵

Or a really hot charismatic male dom, apparently. 🙄

Would that I could, luv. 💖

It's not enough that I have to spend my entire adult life alone, I have to do it while society is collapsing around me and my emotions are repeatly manipulated either by good people who have trouble deciding what they want or fucking evil people trying to get something out of me.

The way my week is going, World War 3 is just background noise.

And a Subby Sunday to you all. 🧎‍♀️

Green-eyed woman with bright red hair in pigtails, pink glossy lips, white button up shirt tied under her ample chest, and pink plaid micro skirt leaning casually against the wall with a gentle smile.

Green-eyed woman with bright red hair in pigtails, pink glossy lips, white button up shirt tied under her ample chest, and pink plaid micro skirt leaning pursing her lips and moving toward the camera at an angle that looks down her top.

Green-eyed woman with bright red hair in pigtails, pink glossy lips, white button up shirt tied under her ample chest, and pink plaid micro skirt leaning poised, chest out, standing in front of a bookcase full of comics.

Green-eyed woman with bright red hair in pigtails, pink glossy lips, white button up shirt tied under her ample chest, and pink plaid micro skirt turned away from camera, looking over her shoulder and smiling.

The college experience I should have had instead of pretending to be a man.