Molly McQueen 🏳️‍⚧️☯️☭🌹

"Thigh Thursday?" 😲 I thought it was Thrust Thursday! How do I keep getting these things wrong?!

Well, I guess it still works...

I don't know what Bsky is so upset about. Technically, there is zero nudity in these pics. 🤷‍♀️💦🍆

Want to cuddle the slut. 💖

I guess I shouldn't have given him so many handjobs then. 😳

Okay. I'll bite. 🫦

I'm down to try, but I promise there will be more mild yet thought provoking criticisms delivered in harsh tones through sneered lips followed by harsh yet comforting language. 😈

Ooh... simultaneous atonal co-domming. ❤️‍🔥 This is a new experience for me.

Yeah... you like the way I make you reconsider the context and intent of one of your favorite films, don't you, bitch? 🖤

Weird is something other than a parody. It's a self-aware fantasy version of what we might want to think his life is like. It's giving life to the character he's been playing. In someways closer to Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, the notable exception being that Weird Al doesn't play himself.

Thank you. 💖

The former was the last great parody film and the other I hadn't even heard of.

Ooh ooh! I know... A Knight's Tale lacks adequate story arcs for the supporting characters, particularly the relationship between Roland and Kate.

Burn 🔥 😎

... I can't. 😟 You started too strong. Even the stuff that shouldn't work works. The anachronistic elements serve as a deconstruction of the period piece genre.

But if you want, I can paddle your bum and call you a whore? 🙂

Now offering pro-domme cinematic humiliation services! 😈🎬

Tell me all your favorite TV shows and movies so I can explain to you why the plot is formulaic and derivative. I'll point out how the score is overbearing in its emotional manipulation and the pacing is structured for audience retention.

They've always seen Bernie as more of a threat than Trump because Trump only adds to the corruption.

Honestly, other than a bit of mild hazing, I don't see much evidence that Democrats don't like Trump. They seem to support his fascistic actions; they just have minor disagreements with how he implements them.

I just realized my last therapy session was yesterday. 😳 oy...

Of course! Don't push yourself. I'll be around. 😊

That is true. 💖

Let me know when you get in. I'm not working the closing shift, if you want to get dinner. 😊

Most people think of their week as just getting by until the weekend. Mine is just getting by until my next therapy session.

A lot of kind people have hurt me with the assumption that someone else will come along later to make it better.

No one ever did.

Oh, btw, all of my emojis are sarcastic.

I've been sexting you ironically.

Makeup off, girly!

🎶 You're just my type!
My tongue's on your pulse when you're not breeeeding... 🎶

I would have thought that would be SpankER.

I hope you all appreciate how entertaining I make my mental breakdowns.

They are like season finales when you don't know if you are getting another season.

In Little Rascals, was Alfalfa the alpha?

Squeeze into that black latex and tell me how tough you are going to get on white collar crime!

I want a campaign promise to cuck every Republican in the senate!

I've already got plenty of that, thanks. 💖

We need more sex workers in public office. I want to hear your tax policy as you ride that fuck machine!

Sounds like there are 357 seats in congress we need to fill.