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also just in general: explain your game to someone who didn't help make it. run someone fresh through a session. please. please.

i desperately wish i had that "i'm going to kill you on behalf of the moon" bootleg t-shirt

this is something I see so few people grapple with. Every instance of supposed rogue behavior in LLMs can be explained by the fact that their training data included thousands of science fiction stories. "omg it's acting just like an AI in a sci fi novel" yeah no shit moron

In WarioWare: Twisted, Jimmy's boss microgame can be won instantly if the console is tilted 720° in less than half a second. In practice, this is achieved by literally physically throwing the console.

40k player who thinks about the game a normal amount: You see 6th had a lot of problems ranging from how it handled assaults to the introduction of fliers to challenges etc. etc.

Me, someone who talks about 40k for a job: Vibes were off.

i love having free will
#RE9 #ScoobyDoo

your story can be told in multiple systems, and honestly you might want to consider doing so

not "we're changing from D&D to Pathfinder" but like take a week to play Follow, or Beak Feather & Bone in your setting. Make new characters, build your world out.

butt birth rhino from Ace Ventura auction

who wants to go in on the butt birth rhino from ace ventura when nature calls with me? we can put together a google calendar to share custody

Haha oh wow

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 14

YOU BETTER FUCK IN THIS DYSTOPIA Just like that. Sweaty. Tears dripping only on your back. They don't want us alive, so we fuck about it. We work it out and make love about it. We wear red like the blood in the courtroom isn't ours. We pepper spray, taser, master lock, blade, and the blade has garlic on it. We use none of this when we fuck unless you like that. We ready for when the dystopia gets too close. Sometimes, dystopia gets into where we trying to fuck. If dystopia gets into the bedroom, it is not your fault. Baby, come. Let's go to the party and sweat about it. Just like that. Place your head on their shoulders after the news. Let them carry the weight then carry the weight of your ass pressed to their hips. Dance like they ain't trying to kill us, like this our last night alive.

C'mon man

one thing my decades of experience in online communities allows me to say authoritatively is that it's extremely good that the staff here publicly air grievances about the userbase on a regular basis, because that always lets the userbase know they're being rowdy and encourages deescalation

I cant stop thinking about this old Tumblr post. As a long time teacher, I can confirm this artwork is still everywhere because we were still using materials that were there when I was a kid. This art style wasn't allowed in my classroom, I've always loathed it haha

DOCTOR: Looks great! Anything else?
ME: Yeah, can I get the government printout detailing the hidden flaw they identified in me at birth?
DOCTOR: Sorry, I don’t know what you’re talking about.
ME: No worries, had to try.
DOCTOR: Of course. I’m hoping to see my own form someday.

also. jack and miranda.

He mocks me, this boy who simply will not leave

some shelley duval studies!

for the now-fortunate souls who werent aware of one of the best tweets ever made

don't need wings to fly when you have tail

Hey so it's time to start financially supporting independent media production otherwise there will basically be no more professional media production and what little that IS produced will be controlled by quisling goblins who protect pedophiles and blame trans people

LET ME SPEAK CLEARLY:

I am joining The War On Puppets on the side of the puppets.

I will NOT let you tell me what is or is not valid art or moral!

I would rather have a hand up my ass than...uh. Um. Hm. I. Haha. [twirls finger in hair] Hiii~. So.What were we talking about again...?

ORANGE JULIUS

Youtube channels also now apparently self-censor the words “drugs”, “assault”, “fascism” and “crippling” in serious documentaries, discussion or video essays.

Remember, no talking about ungood things! No mentioning ungood things out loud! The advertisers might be unhappy!

stall graffiti that says 'suck a girl's dick and take her to taco bell'

why do you look so weird in every photo