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After the Pete Hegseth fiasco, check out this new trailer for CALL OF DUTY: GROUP TEXT.

Sound up!

Listen to the wife of one of the Military Service Members whose life was put at risk when Dipshit Hegseth & every single Cabinet member on that Signal chain, decided to ANNOUNCE TO THE FKN WORLD we were coming

Red MAGA, Dark MAGA, I don't care either way. They are both great ways to spot a douchebag.

Are we still voting on the Gulf of Mexico names?
- Gulf Hogan
- Gulfy McGulface
- Texas's Taint

Decades too late, but thanks.

Meanwhile in Utah, it's a great day to go to an empty Walmart.

The Kennedys all have erections right now.

The new Cybertruck convertible is bussin' no cap.

And here we are…😡

So I have 7 McRibs for nothing?

McDonald's secret menu. If you order 7 McRibs, they show you where Grimace is buried.

Cue saxophone solo.

'Merica

Prayers for New Orleans and the random snowstorm. Luckily tire traction is covered.

I am right here today. 😀

If it was really a smart TV, it would mute and blank the screen when the toddler walks in during my true crime binge watching.

I want to see trans people get old and go grey. I want to see trans people retire. I want to see TT couples celebrating 50 years together. I want to see trans grandparents and great grandparents. I want to see trans people live long, happy lives.

Fuck the noise that’s coming from the other side.

Hear me out. Stephen King's "Christine" but it's a Roomba named Tara.