boo. 🎃

MANY ARE UPSET THAT I THINK MY REELECTION IS LOCKED UP

after they tasered him, the cops charged him with refusal to comply with a demand, two counts of assaulting police officers and resisting arrest

firefox. firefox what do you have in your mouth. FIREFOX. DROP IT. oh my god is that 95% of my memory? how did you get all this

Two black kittens laying on a driveway both with their front paws on something that used to be a ball.

I finally trapped these two handsome devils today. They’re getting neutered tomorrow & first shots. Maybe a miracle will happen and someone will adopt them but I’ve been begging all my cat friends with no luck.

LET HIM.

This gentleman 😾

A male gray and white cat lying on a carpet. The cats eyes are wide, and its pupils are slightly dilated while it looks up at something past the phone camera. The cats head is slightly turned to its right.

I blocked them. Someone obsessed with defending Woody Allen.

RIP Karl Marx you would have loved Dance Dance Revolution

a black cat with a loading icon on its face ALT: a black cat with a loading icon on its face

But you can just pick up the cheese and put it back on?

URSUAL K LE GUN

Have you ever been so fucking delighted by a username/icon set that it made you follow a total stranger

I pride myself on being able to decipher weird-ass metaphors, but I genuinely can’t figure out what “the cheese is still firmly on the cracker” is supposed to mean.

“‘Ole!’ can also be a sound effect in Spain but ‘Arriba!’ is only allowed in Mexico.” #ThingsISaidOutOfContext

1. Ghosk is not hamburger

2. You know how pets can see ghosks? Like that.

An excellent point!

“Ghosk” stories is so goddamn charming! How dare they!

Live2D VTuber Model - Capybara Kid Fully rigged and ready to use VTuber model, set up for Nizima Live but works in VTube Studio too. Includes Angry and Shocked expression toggles. You'll receive a zip file with the necessary json files...

I've put an original VTube model up for sale (pay what you can) so I'm curious to see how well it works for other people... hopefully I put the listing up correctly. One more coming!

misterkitty.gumroad.com/l/zdueg

A black cat stares blankly at the camera, his white fangies poking out, while lying on his cream bath mat.

did you know? being denied turkey leftovers leads to madness and vampirism

Photo of a vintage illustrated book cover, a naked woman mourns her naked boyfriend(?) who is lying on the ground unconscious, presumably dead, as many skeletons loom over him victorious. An award with a review are featured at the top of the cover: INTERNATIONAL PISS AWARD "Pee came out fast." - SIGRIN GROWTH Book title and copy read: SKELETONS FUCKED UP MY NAKED HUSBAND AN EVENING OF LOVE-MAKING TURNS INTO GRAVE-DIGGING WHEN JEALOUS SKELETONS SHOW UP AND BEAT A MAN TO DEATH FOR TRYING TO NUT ON A FULL MOON BY HERMAN FILTH

it’s time

Alphonse the grey tabby cat, sitting with his front paws folded in front of his chest.

Alphonse the grey tabby cat, sitting with his front paws folded in front of his chest. His eyes are partially closed.

Alphonse, the distinguished gentleman.

Apparently it’s long neck day so here’s a Great Egret. Being great.

#BirdOfTheDay #birds 🌿

Our gray and orange cat, Sasha, sitting on the kitchen island counter looking kinda like the blinking guy meme where she's a lil aghast about my actions (not feeding her grilled cheeses)

She is very indignant upon finding out that the grilled cheese I'm making is not for her

the Bajoran version of the Bechdel test is “do two named women talk to each other about something other than murder” and I love “Deep Space Nine” because it fails almost every episode

r/TrueUnpopularOpinion u/Current_Finding_4066 • 1d I am tired of hearing how women are afraid Join Sex / Gender / Dating If you check statistics, you will find out that men are the main victims of violent crime. Yet we keep hearing how many women are afraid for their safety. All men know you need to take some precautions, and do it. And yet, way too many people pretend men can walk around safely, while women need to be very cautious. Tell that to all the men who get assaulted, and/or killed on the streets. Such morons are doing a disservice to women and men. Women feel they are in more danger than they really are, which is stressful. And men are being treated as offenders simply based on their sex. It also prevent society to engage with the real issue of male on male violence as men are allegedly already safe. It is so hard to check basic statistics?

damn that's so crazy, who is killing them. who is killing all the men

This is nostalgic, because it makes me think of when the dealers rooms at anime cons back in the day were totally unregulated and were effectively just giant sketchy anime flea markets. It just needs a matching Ever Anime-branded OST CD

The use of AI to marionette a woman whose tortured existence was spent trying to carve her own life and identity out of the space men forced her into is both damningly macabre and a surprisingly perfect encapsulation of the problems with this ghoulish use of technology.

im fucking sobbing i thought he had a pair of really tiny shitty legs sticking out

Step Right Up for Dark Live-Action Disney Classic ‘Something Wicked This Way Comes’  The 1983 Ray Bradbury adaptation has finally brought its creepy carnival to stream on Disney+.

Step Right Up for Dark Live-Action Disney Classic ‘Something Wicked This Way Comes’

Nyxie, a small black cat, is laying in her cat tree roundly

Compact Disc

Shakespeare should not be read. Shakespeare should be heard.