she let me hit because the sounds i make while taking poison damage kinda turn her on
02.03.2026 03:09 — 👍 113 🔁 24 💬 4 📌 2she let me hit because the sounds i make while taking poison damage kinda turn her on
02.03.2026 03:09 — 👍 113 🔁 24 💬 4 📌 2slay the spire? you mean taking it all the way to the base?
02.03.2026 02:39 — 👍 37 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0oh do i make you mad? do my gay little mannerisms piss you off? do my tiny limp wrists anger you? what are you gonna do about it, huh? you gonna kiss me? you gonna press your lips against mine? slide your tongue into my soft mouth? you gonna grab my hips and pull me closer and grind against me? Gay.
02.03.2026 03:30 — 👍 58 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0I think the only reason I made it through Accutane was because of Prozac LOL
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I guarantee you the exhaustion is from the toll Accutane takes on you.
When I was lifting and on it, it was hell.
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German Cardi B be like:
01.03.2026 04:21 — 👍 42 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Me everyday
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Ate some Jersey Mike's and immediately started feeling better about life wtf they puttin in these subs
28.02.2026 19:47 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0But what if on second watch you have a different opinion? 🤔
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we really used to carry all 3 of these just for a night out !!!
27.02.2026 23:05 — 👍 344 🔁 48 💬 8 📌 13getting into pup play so i can get a cup of whipped cream at the drive thru
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A picture of Brian with the text Hey friend, politicians don't love you you shouldn't love them it's weird and embarrassing
27.02.2026 02:16 — 👍 2301 🔁 639 💬 22 📌 3
she just facetimed me
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A COUPLE WAS CAUGHT HAVING PHYSICAL ACT AT A NYC SUBWAY STATION IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
hey baby wanna come over and do physical act
27.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 407 🔁 41 💬 47 📌 53when my tummy starts making lactose intolerance related noises, i sit my white ass down and listen
16.02.2026 04:47 — 👍 80 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0back in the day listening to "toxic" by britney spears on windows media player on repeat !!!!
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Did someone request arms?
26.02.2026 00:35 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Literally me.
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A picture of 11 cheese sticks individually wrapped and connected together resting on the underside of my forearm.
20's: sheets of acid
50's: sheets of cheese sticks
I think we are hitting the age where if its not a TV box for safe moving, its out the door.
25.02.2026 21:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I have a Celsius I start radiating negative vibes. I have no idea what 3 would do to me.
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In things that I did today to distract from work and being depressed:
Cleaned out my entire email inbox all the way back to 2010 😀
I was just about to post this too!
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much to consider
25.02.2026 02:44 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0skinny dipping with your hard-on or whatever ms larsson said
24.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 40 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Our baby is just greedy. Lol
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