👾 Onei 👾

'google maps' okay but how about google naps

This is so cute.

Saint Carlo Acutis pray for us!

Was reading about his life and feeling inspired by his faith.

In a coincidental twist, he was sent to the ICU on Oct 1 and passed away on October 12 just like my mom, only 18 years earlier.

They share a saint day! 🕯

Craigslist ad for JO Crystal meetup

Conservative health policy is basically just this at this point

sometimes therapy is a cold summer night drive with the windows down and blasting your favorite music

nobody has seen the president in three days

[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy

novice mage

the biggest thing i hope studios take away from the success of Sinners and K-Pop Demon Hunters is that, wow, audiences actually DO like and want original stories and don't need every goddamn movie to be a sequel or reboot

I am so bored with this Romantasy trend. It's the same title. It's even the same book covers. Anyone else sick of it?

Be careful, there is a new scam going around.

If you see a wooden box filled with food, DON'T GO IN. A wall will fall behind you and you'll be stuck.

"Thé Fatigue" 🌸 2022 Inspired by Gustav Klimt ~ Unknown

reminded me of this @reparrishcomics.bsky.social number

Dante: lord! What is this manner of entertainment?

me: oh its dantes inferno. On the PS3

Dante: PS3?? What fantastic machine of Turk or Indian is this, that can- hey I look fuckin jacked

me: yeah man

Dante: that's cool as fuck dude

The entire Silmarillion can be summarized in two words as, "Fëanor, no!"

legit evergreen post

Calling Autistic Pride ‘romanticizing’ is how ableism tries to police our time, even some within the community do it, we are allowed to speak with JOY ☺️ ANGER 😡 POWER ✊🏽 & PRIDE 🖤♾️ demanding visibility isn’t sugarcoating 🫠 it’s activism born of survival #autisticandproud

i’m such a freak for random ass weird little drinks that you can get at the store, i just am constantly buying some new unhinged bespoke, canned beverage

Chuck Schumer is a verb and a subject

there are two wolves inside me

one is really wanting to enter villain era
the other can't say the word no and feels like they have to please everyone

they overthrew the monarchy but at what cost

Taylor swift is preventing white women from joining qanon

A light brown bunny sits among vibrant purple, blue, and white flowers, nibbling on grass.

FF6 Lock & Celes

Where can I go to be sexy and sad?

I heard somewhere they are related to Britain’s red deer?

A back view of a moth perched on a window. It's white, with wings covered in black speckles and a ruff of thick fluff around its neck and head.

can we all take a minute to appreciate this absolute diva i found on the kitchen window. the fur scarf? gurrrrrrl

Sign where you can read "I'm not interest in competing with anyone. I hope we all make it."