🦌 — 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄,

He wants dinner too

// my computer died before I could get to the other accs so that's a sign for me to go to sleep

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⠀ ⠀𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓:
⠀ ⠀— 𝖂𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖔.
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[ This is one of the hottest things he's ever done. They kiss with the familiarity of how they like to be kissed, and Adrian feels his heart speed in his chest at the full contact of their bodies still in the suit. ]

Fuck— this is— wow, okay— fuck! Gosh, how come we haven't done this earlier?

The owl does not concern itself with water on a sitting duck.

[ In a way, there's no one who knows his own body better than himself, right? Adrian theorises this might actually be the best experience of his life based on that alone. One of his hands reaches up for his hair, tugging it slightly while the other settles on his ass. ]

Don't look. I'm living my dream free from your judgements.

[ His mask is also coming off at great speed, but he's even faster when he's gripping Adrian's face and tugging him for a kiss. ]

Heck yeah, dude. Masks off, puckers on!

Do you wanna make out?

Where's other me, I need to test something out.

Because maybe you just have to go take a dump.

That happened to me earlier. I just had to take a massive dump.

[ He is left dumbfounded by the kiss, immediately warming up in his suit. Vigilante gulps, nodding vigorously the second she suggests it. ]

Yeah— fuck, yes. I can handle it— you— I can... I can handle whatever you want me to handle. Oh my god, you're like— the hottest person ever, oh my god...

// hes an imp, there's so much I can do with emojis

The hand finally grabs him, and just as he's about to slice at it with a knife or unload a mag in its wrist, he feels his arms go limp.

There's a tickling in his forehead — he knows his skin is breaking and new bone is growing, but it barely hurts, healing fast.

A force is trying to nab him, to turn him into a Halloween creature.

But he still has a date with Catwoman and he would like to see her boobs without turning into a werewolf, so he zig zags around the godly hands that try to grab him.

Another day where I haven't used my Chainsaw for killing purposes. Dude, this sucks.

// idk man he could showcase what vapo *SHOOTING NOISES*

My "someone discussed Vaporeon without me" senses are tingling.

“Nah, dude. I'll pay you, no worries. Just get some good action shots of me, I'm gonna climb up that ladder and jump down so you can catch my flight and landing.”

“Thanks, I made it myself. It's likely the best costume in the world, has absolutely no flaws or weak points. I'm making a website to announce myself in, so people can send in requests for me to go and deal with law breakers.”

“Can you take some sick pictures of me for my website?”

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( @clickplanet.bsky.social )

Staring.

YOU CAN'T, THERES A GRADE TINFOIL LINING ON MY MASK MOTHERFUCKER! NOW LET ME LATCH ONTO YOUR BELLY WITH MY CHAINSAW.