@brianschirmer.bsky.social
Writer. QUESTS ASIDE, FAIRLADY, BLACK JACK KETCHUM, ULTRASYLVANIA. Pub’d by Vault, Image, Ahoy. WB Writers Workshop Semifinalist. He/Him.
Do… Do the Selena Gomez Oreos taste like… Selena Gomez? Do they LOOK like Selena Gomez? So many horrified questions.
24.11.2025 23:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
photo of a grey pickup with a personalized license plate of AMIEVL parked on the curb next to a church
my headcanon is this is how trucks attend confession
24.11.2025 21:19 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Open the pod bay doors, Charlie Brown.
24.11.2025 17:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0...you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, Charlie Brown?
24.11.2025 16:11 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2Imagine there’s no heaven
It’s easy if you try
No Hell below us
Above us only sky
What is best in life, Charlie Brown?
24.11.2025 02:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Do you think that’s air you’re breathing, Charlie Brown?
24.11.2025 01:48 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1
GM 🖤 #Inspirational #SundayThoughts
23.11.2025 12:15 — 👍 125 🔁 44 💬 2 📌 0
Just a reminder, but the Black Friday sale for my Eisner-nominated subscription comic site SKTCHD ends in two days, so if you want to get 50% off on any of the site's plans, get on it soon by using the code "BlackFriday2025" on checkout!
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Monday coming
23.11.2025 15:36 — 👍 71 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0without downloading any new pics what is it like dating you
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On December 3, 2025, my short film Black Santa's Revenge starring Ken Foree will make its Patreon debut. This short film is filled with violence, profanity, and pointless nudity...and it will be available for screening on Patreon to all paid subscribers. patreon.com/davidfwalker
22.11.2025 02:16 — 👍 19 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
tonight 8pm est trek watch talks to lanzing and kelly and their new idw star trek series resurrecting james t kirk to handle a future crisis www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWZC...
21.11.2025 00:37 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
As if I wasn't enjoying Pluribus enough, Carol is doing a Reddit AMA today and the questions are already hilarious. www.reddit.com/r/tvPlus/com...
21.11.2025 16:59 — 👍 35 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 2
Batman breaking a rifle in half from a 1986 comic. The rifle has a label "AI (even if you're making fun of it)" and Batman is saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
Anyway time to post this again.
AI is a tool of fascism.
“A brilliantly trippy clash of minds that’s as precisely measured as the wraps of illicit powder these two are caning — and resonant enough to recall classic psychological two-handers like Sleuth.”
Evening Standard gives GAME
★ ★ ★ ★
Out in UK cinemas today.
‘I hate potentially divisive Illinois Nazis’
21.11.2025 15:03 — 👍 68 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0Oh, and I had to check mid-episode: that WAS the actual mayor. 😊
21.11.2025 06:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Dang, this note @kierongillen.bsky.social wrote in the backmatter of The Power Fantasy #13 made my day, week, month, year. Those are just incredibly kind things to say about my work.
20.11.2025 23:57 — 👍 42 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
Listening to David Bowie while I cook dinner and realize we’re coming up on ten years since he left us. And what a ten years. Think I’ll have me a big ol’ cathartic cry on that anniversary.
21.11.2025 00:59 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Gorgeous work, Nathan.
20.11.2025 17:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh, it’s turned into one of the BEST Highs I’ve experienced in quite a while.
20.11.2025 17:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Yesterday’s flu shot and a bout of allergies made for a potent cocktail of wooziness and lethargy. Let’s see what happens when we pour coffee all over that mofo!
20.11.2025 16:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m waiting at the pharmacy and an elderly woman steps up with, “My car has a flat tire.”
Me, without missing a beat: “Ma’am, this is a pharmacy.”
Thankfully, we all laughed, including the lady.
Cards on the table: I’ve backed this. I want this. @robertwilsoniv.bsky.social is not only a super talented artist and storyteller, he’s also Good People. If you’re on the fence, please come on over. It’s nice here.
20.11.2025 16:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Some open advice to aspiring and struggling creators, in my latest newsletter:
If You Want A Career in Comics, Learn to Surf.*
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One of the cruelest tricks society played on creative people was planting the idea that being proud of your work is somehow unseemly and egotistical.
You made a thing! You like it! You SHOULD be proud of it. Brag all you want!
