Rearranged + deep cleaned my room, washed sheets, no more tv in my room + I meal prepped for my work week, oh im bout to sleep sooooo good

there’s literally nothing I love more than having my regular clients make it official by following me on ig 🥹 makes me feel like our bond just got 10x stronger

Hate that *that* man is in that gif but it’s accurate so

a man with a beard and fur coat is making a funny face . ALT: a man with a beard and fur coat is making a funny face .

Whenever men ask “how do you wipe your butt with those long nails?”

My only response now is “do you dig in your butthole when you wipe?”

Then we just look at each other like

I’m watching videos of people turning a portion of their backyards into ice rinks for future inspo as if I’ll ever live somewhere that snows lmao

Maintaining my work life, social life, family life + romantic relationship has been so overwhelming yet absolutely fulfilling thing I’m most proud of that developed from this year.

One of my neighbors has the Dracula sound as their doorbell n I think that’s the funniest shit ever

I never thought talking about buying/building homes n being called someone’s wife would make me feel this joyous

And the love I give never falls short, it’s given freely because it’s constantly poured back into me

I could never be easily impressed because I am constantly surrounded by love n support

Not my aunt giving me a free hotel room 🤭🤭🤭

people booking their holiday nail appts like my n my techs got 6 arms

Nothing stresses me more than my dad backseat driving in LA

Finna make my magazine happen

But the most important one came in, my lil digi cam

I got one more coming in tomorrow

All my packages came in today… feel like chrimas

Though the job may be (literally) back breaking at times I do genuinely enjoy n cherish the bonds that I have whether w my coworkers or my clients

I love working in an all women environment

Constantly torn between I’m too grown for that n this is nothing I wouldn’t say in real life

I should reignite my s*x/dating life stories while everything’s fresh

I feel safe here