Miss Paramore

Telling my prof in the course eval that writing "???" is not a clear way of telling me you don't understand what I wrote. Because now I don't understand what's unclear to you.

and since we on the topic. gushers were horrid.

jelly filled donuts <<<<
custard filled donuts <<<<
icing filled donuts >>>>

Presented without comment.

This lady NEVER stops talking about New York. “When I lived in New York” “when I worked in New York” “the best food in New York” THEN GO BACK

Sometimes I wonder if I’d still be in contact with three girls from college if I hadn’t upset them.

What about you being built like a bus driver?

What about you being built like the bus?

Giving Ds and Fs on a discussion board should be illegal LOL it was never that god damn serious

A newbie at the rink was asking me for pointers and when I told her I was almost 30 she went “YOU’RE 30?!”

Almost. I said ALMOST.

I’ve been working with her for a year and she still only gives me “good” and “okay” as answers.

Sometimes I want this client to stop engaging with me so I can stop going to her house. She’s boring. Gives me nothing!

Starbucks changed their chai today to an unsweetened version bc people complained that the original was too sweet. I liked how sweet it was 😅

Fuckin losers

I shoulda got gas yesterday smh the price jump is crazy

My issue is he leaves paw prints on the floor bc he steps in his wet spots 🤮

I feel like the only thing that probably works is covering more surface area with the mats. But who has the space for that?

We are sitting in the lobby watching let’s make a deal. I could do this at home!!!

I’ve been here less than 5 minutes and already wish I didn’t come 😒

The woman at my internship told us we didn’t have to come today and I feel like I should go off principle but we don’t do anything so I’m like why bother 😭😭

Post a zen pic you took

Like I don't care that I'm single lmao but they just go on dates and have little boyfriends all the time and here I am slightly in my feelings because a cute guy unmatched me on a dating app

Rewatching Girlfriends is actually upsetting me because I am now their age and life don't look nothing like this lol.

Ughhh 😒

I don’t like the way Darnell talks to Maya 😒 #Girlfriends

No one on this show wears a bra #Girlfriends

The best way to get me to clean is for my parents to be gone for hours lol

The background of my Home Screen has been blacked out all day and I don’t know why. Is it because I keep putting off that update ? 😆

Not sure why we thought going to the outdoor rink on an almost 60 degree day was a good idea 😅😅 pure slush. 😭

Watching Girlfriends and I’m on the episode about the man with the hips 😂😂😂