THICCEST YOSH

Another day among many recent days I'm ashamed of my country and government.

The vault is full. Time to sleep.

Alfons 🖤

Thanks!

No, I didn't work on Marathon.

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See you on Tau Ceti.

That means we have a pact now. If I see your Rook, you can pass. May Bingus watch over you.

ALL WILL SOON BE REVEALED

Lynne...

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It's almost time

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Godslayer

Ouch! Luckily Fons is only about 35lbs. I can confirm it's not broken, just bruised and a little swollen.

Alfons just jumped into my face while I was bending over to pick him up, and I heard my nose crunch and then a bunch of blood started pouring out of my right nostril.

I don't think it's broken, but ow.

Rosie will become built like a gas giant. Fluffy exterior, solid core.

Just a friendly reminder:

ICE is a domestic terrorist organization populated by violent idiots.

Paprika 🦊

It is truly the worst, only second to tooth pain.

Instead of a nap, I just slept for like 7 hours, through two alarms. But I don't have a headache anymore, so that's good.

Am I justified in being annoyed that the actual Jon Hamm club dance scene from the show doesn't use the same song as the meme?

Yes.

My phone thinks Paprika is a cat.

Quick round up:

- the government is covering up evidence the president is a pedophile
- he’s openly taking bribes from foreign governments
- his masked agents are shooting citizens in the streets
- the FBI is helping him steal the election
- he’s threatening war against multiple allies

👍👍👍

I watched "Your friends and neighbors" and it was pretty good.

I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.

There isn't another way to eat them.

Keep fighting Minnesota. You're winning.

This is so fucking weak. Yeah, give the department already not following the law or properly getting warrants a stern warning to follow the law and some more rules they'll ignore...

Just once I'd like Democrats to put in slightly more than the least possible amount of effort.

Boo fucking hoo.

The orange Gestapo traitors deserve to be hated at the very least.

The Trump administration is clearly stating their operational policy: If you execute your 1st or 2nd amendment rights, they will kill you in cold blood.

ICE just murdered another person in Minnesota.

Paprika 🦊 & Alfons 🖤