Jase Newman mrjasenewman - Bluesky Statics

Jake Gyllenhaal for Prince of Persia.

05.03.2026 18:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Men in Black.

04.03.2026 06:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Colossus. Russian guy.

27.02.2026 16:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't know the song well, but doesn't this get things backwards?

26.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's only been five years.

24.02.2026 09:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kids carry trombones to the gas station to try to buy beer.

20.02.2026 03:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

William Stryker (Earth-616) 51 appearance(s) of William Stryker (Earth-616) 4 appearance(s) in handbook(s) of William Stryker (Earth-616) 10 minor appearance(s) of William Stryker (Earth-616) 22 mention(s) of William Stryker (Ea...

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16.02.2026 04:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sin City has a line about hit men that I had remembered being about Nazis.

15.02.2026 10:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Megasota.

13.02.2026 04:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy featured an "obscene gesture imminent" warning integrated into it, and I was a bit disappointed that it wasn't actually part of the scene.

09.02.2026 04:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Swedish Chef.

07.02.2026 09:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Typhoid Mary. Blue Devil.

21.01.2026 04:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Archery tournaments.

18.01.2026 01:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There was a story that Senate Democrats were offering to increase ICE funding.

17.01.2026 09:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Black mirror.

16.01.2026 04:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm working on Murdle and CluesBySam this morning. I've fallen of on Homicide.

12.01.2026 05:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hyperion.

10.01.2026 20:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Domesday is when Juggernaut and Professor X go out and buy new hats.

06.01.2026 18:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Scott Summers is a Doombot.

06.01.2026 16:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Last Crusade. Raiders. Crystal Skull. Dial of Destiny. Temple of Doom.

04.01.2026 13:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Counterpart.

03.01.2026 10:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Flying Nun will return in Avengers Doomsday.

02.01.2026 14:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Neutral Evil for more than a decade.

02.01.2026 09:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2020 VI.

01.01.2026 10:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I watched MTV News cover 9/11.

31.12.2025 18:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Christmas Carol II. Tiny Tim has lived his life as Scrooge's spoiled heir, and he digs in his boots when the ghosts come for him.

25.12.2025 11:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's a villainous adult via sci-fi bullshit.

21.12.2025 09:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why does that stack of folders have eyes?

20.12.2025 09:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All by the fax machine. I've done email-to-fax stuff, but I don't think that should count.

16.12.2025 20:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

25.

15.12.2025 09:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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