Matt Jackson

FYI for fellow narrative designers/game writers: the studio in question is Sentona Games and it’s my understanding they are currently interviewing to replace me. Be very careful with them. They were very nice to me and easy to work with right up until I needed the money I was promised.

a man in a light blue suit and black tie is standing in front of a mirror Alt: A man in a light blue suit and black tie is standing in front of a mirror, questioning whether he is a muppet or Jim Parsons.

"Am I a man... or am I a muppet...?"

...my desire to fill out that chart is high

a woman in a white feathered dress is standing next to a pink piggy doll Alt: On the right is Sabrina Carpenter in a white feathered dress standing next to Ms. Piggy.

I found that episode of The Muppet Show healing.

Like they always say "Gift the swords you want to see in the world."

Holy shit how big are goose eggs??

The glow ups!

🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️
full time g— 🔥
🕯️ 🔥 ah shit fuck 🔥 🕯️

🕯️ 🕯️ 🔥
🔥 🕯️ 🕯️🐈
🔥 🕯️ 🔥

A very serious tripoing hazard (a banana peel) on a sidewalk.

Showed my wife this picture of where I almost fell yesterday and she didn't care at all.

How I’m walking out of 2025

I tell yeah, 2016 sure has been the longest and worst year.

a person wearing a leopard print jacket and sunglasses Alt: Yuri Plisetsky, a male ice skater from the anime Yuri on Ice, wearing a leopard print jacket and sunglasses

By episode 5 they're in 2016, so surely soon someone is going to tell Ilya he's just like Yuri Plisetsky

a man in a top hat is standing in front of a group of people in a christmas scene . Alt: Michael Cain in a top hat is standing in front of a group of people in a christmas scene at the end of Muppet Christmas Carol

In D&D, would a post-ghosts Scrooge be a sorcerer or warlock due to being connected to the ghosts or a paladin who swore an oath to keep Christmas in his heart throughout the year?

a man stands in front of a sign that says " game over " Alt: Beloved actor and comedian Jacob Wysocki stands in front of a sign that says "Game Changer" as he says "how big's the Hooooooooooog."

Starting Heated Rivalry and I have questions:

1. How do drafts work?
2. How does Shane's sport dad not know what YouTube is?
3. Will Shane ever take off his socks?
4. Sometimes I think I miss flip phones.
5. I assume the book this is based on is based on the DropOut gameshow so

Hey, HR departments, if you could maybe hold off on those rejection emails for a few days that'd be great.

We applied weeks to months ago so we already had the notion, maybe we could do without the additional bummer this week.

Please and thank you.

The alt text is wonderful

scrooge boopin' a little muppet mouse on the nose while souls text reads "MEESES CHEESED"

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

@hollyconrad.bsky.social I hope I'm only in the first dozen to send you this

Just throwing toast right in a blender. Les'go

You're so brave.
(I thought I'd be in trouble for using them)

A screenshot from Dragon Age: Inquisition of what looks like a muffin or a basket with googly eyes, the ears of a Nug (a rabbit-like creature) and a top hat.

Hey, so am I the only person who saw this in Dragon Age: Inquisition or was this just a special treat for me?

I think about Sir Nug Muffin a lot.

(My character fell through the Keep at some point and this thing played music, but not the music or ambient sounds I could hear from above?)

I'm sure you mean "they're quality and professional entertainers."

It's the one I want to talk about the most, but also just want to sit people down in front of without telling them anything about it.

a movie poster for the ritual shows a group of people walking through a field Alt: a movie poster for "The Ritual" shows a group of people walking through a field in the rain, lightning strikes ominously

Best we watched this year was The Ritual.

So I haven't followed all of the Game Awards coverage, but was there a particular reason the Muppets were there?

Her hand lingered.

He is the eggman, goo-goo-g'joob.

a group of frogs with their mouths open are standing together Alt: a group of animated frogs with their mouths open are standing together, a scene from Over the Garden Wall

Frog/lizard-like tongue but no other reptile or amphibious based powers.

A close up of Sam, a rough collie, holding a toy in his mouth.

Me to my dog as I bamboozle him as I kick a toy across a room instead of throwing it -

"That's right, I've got more tricks than you've seen days under the sun, my boy, and don't you forget it."

a woman wearing a new york yankees hat is holding a bunch of wires Alt: a woman wearing a new york yankees hat is holding a bunch of wires

I wish we'd gone in the futuristic direction of having MORE cords for everything. Cable management as high fashion.