Philip

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Devastated to announce I will no longer be marrying Paul Mescal as I have chosen my cat over him.

You won, Gracie. Enjoy Paul. I hope it makes you very happy.

Ate

Ate

I also did this today. I wonder was it the same person 😂

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I got hit on in a bar for the first ime in years on Saturday night and I was like a deer in headlights. I keep replaying it because I just did not know what to do with the information. It came from no where, I barely saw the guy who said it and I didn't know how to react. Why am I like this 😅

You will never catch me posting my weight on the Internet lmao. Who needs to know?

Moments before chocolate orange flavoured stout disaster.

"And by the way, I'm going out tonight" 💎

Lol it's giving actual bone structure

Lol. Neck and face structure located.

Saturday 💪I'm noticing big changes in my face, neck and shoulders like I've been stretched lol.

Friday 🥳〽️ I never take front facing selfies any more so 🤳

Jaded ❤️

The only place Miley Cyrus ever performs:

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Me when I open this app on a Friday:

I cannot tell you how irrationally angry this makes me. Why is there a 25 in front of the 5s and 2 20s in front of a 10? It's not fucking rocket science.

I don't have many hump day pics but I found this from last summer in my slutty lil O'Neills shorts.

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Oh thanks 👀😌

I'm gonna be thinking about this for the rest of the day 🥵🫦

👣👅🫦🥵

Socio-legal research 😅

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

I would love to be considered a himbo but I literally have a PhD 😭

Your sweet-ass mullet caught my eye.
Now you got me jonesing for a mustache ride!

Kesha wrote Gold Trans Am about Benson Boone.

I was having a very frank discussion with a friend about gay seggs. I sent it to my straight female friend by accident. It was vulgar. I am mortified.

BABE 🫦🫠🥵

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You cannot convince me that she is not a real, living and thriving glamazon. She is everything.

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@ thieves, don't you dare ruin it for us. Only good boys allowed.