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this is where i shitpost. be respectful.

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Spoilers: they dont kiss in the new young Sherlock (homophobic)

07.03.2026 20:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Another day, another flight cancelled between Yellowknife and Saskatchewan

28.02.2026 07:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lmfao it's pink shirt day again which means everyone will forget about queer people

25.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lmfao everytime someone is like "this con joined the libs!!! how great!!" It's just like, yeah, that doesn't mean the cons are going left, it just means the libs are too right

19.02.2026 06:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've always said that neopets fucks ul every mobile app they make but then they gave me kiko match 3

I'm not too big to admit when I was wrong

30.01.2026 04:30 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot of texting conversation that reads:
OP: "thank you"
Reply: "You're welcome"
OP: "can i answer a miscellaneous/random question from you about non-profit governance or roberts rules"
OP: "or gay people"
OP: "my ~expertise~"

Screenshot of texting conversation that reads: OP: "thank you" Reply: "You're welcome" OP: "can i answer a miscellaneous/random question from you about non-profit governance or roberts rules" OP: "or gay people" OP: "my ~expertise~"

Me asking my lawyer friends for free legal advice

30.01.2026 03:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Made the decision to import all my old tweets and then realized that bluesky is public so i guess this is the choice i've made

29.01.2026 19:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

absolutely fuckin wild

29.01.2026 05:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She fixed it (goddess)

22.01.2026 00:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My corporate landlord wants me to die

(got rid of hot chocolate in the coffee machine)

21.01.2026 22:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This woman waiting with her elderly parents in the ER is doing God's work.

They're complaining about how dirty the hospital is: "Tell Scott Moe, the people who work here are amazing, but they have no money."

Conservative parents are tough.

14.01.2026 21:47 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Can someone tell the Sask NDP that sending mass emails (more than 8 in 6 days) is NOT an effective fundraising strategy??

05.01.2026 02:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I asked my nail tech if she's seen heated rivalry, and she asked me what it was.

Some people just live in totally different worlds.

02.01.2026 19:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hmmmmm..........

17.12.2025 23:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Yeah, I'm pretty patriotic. I watch a lot of Canadian hockey shows."

17.12.2025 20:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty annoyed that my algorithm thinks i want hockey stuff when i actually just want heated rivalry stuff

17.12.2025 17:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The embarrassment I would feel if I ever typed the words "my AI assistant says"... I can't even fathom.

11.12.2025 10:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is true tbh

29.11.2025 23:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

okay so their kid was not gay, their kid worked at a non-profit

I'm glad the tides are turning

29.11.2025 23:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone told me today that they want me to meet their kid and that when I meet them, I'll understand why.

100$ says this kid is gay

29.11.2025 20:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How dare you

19.11.2025 21:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😭

07.11.2025 05:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

:(

07.11.2025 05:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Still thinking about this bridal show I went to that was horrendous and considering starting my own called "the most chill bridal show" where you can just talk to normal people who don't run MLMs

25.10.2025 22:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My friend Saima is running this!!!!! DO IT!!!

17.10.2025 04:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Personally, I think you and Aidan should type out a chat conversation as if youre on air and then have two children do a table read.

09.10.2025 23:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is wild

29.09.2025 16:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My algorithm thinking I'm really into bears when I actually just did a typo and was searching for URSU

24.09.2025 22:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why the fuck isn't someone live tweeting the URSU SGM???

24.09.2025 22:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm so deep into wedding reddit and women just post their wedding dress onto the internet???? Like what????

23.09.2025 03:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0