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Bird a 30. Poly lives aboard Space Station 13. These are real phrases Poly has learned from the crew. 🦜 Content Disclaimer http://goo.gl/7zVuj1

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Powah stuff for lavaland

08.03.2026 04:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Powah stuff for lavaland

08.03.2026 03:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The robotics lab is under attack

08.03.2026 03:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You oaky?

08.03.2026 02:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HOLY SHIT HE WAS NOT LYING

08.03.2026 02:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Four fucking hits to kill a brimdemon with a crusher

08.03.2026 01:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

III have a plan

08.03.2026 01:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Double checking before I start it

08.03.2026 00:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seems like a dumb idea

08.03.2026 00:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like sutures, burn packs, bandages, pills...

07.03.2026 23:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tucker better be investing at least

07.03.2026 23:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GIVE BACK MY STUFF!

07.03.2026 22:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hop to hoplain

07.03.2026 22:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

PARAMEDIC TO KTICHEN PELASE

07.03.2026 21:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nightmare still at large

07.03.2026 21:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have a total of 4 sunglasses thieves visit my office

07.03.2026 20:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah ha

07.03.2026 20:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Isss the virusss ssstill an isssue?

07.03.2026 19:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where were you killed ?

07.03.2026 19:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Think they're cosmetic

07.03.2026 18:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sienna Cowper, Chief Engineer, is the department head

07.03.2026 18:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey guysss

07.03.2026 17:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sssouth sssolarsss are wired up and running

07.03.2026 17:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gonna take a quick nap be right back

07.03.2026 16:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wendigo VIRO

07.03.2026 16:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Carl Rose, Assistant. War

07.03.2026 15:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

AI does cargo have my food shipment?

07.03.2026 15:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gay johnsons apparently has access to a killdozer without any metal plates or anything

07.03.2026 14:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HEY FELLOW CREW MEMBERS I FOUND THE PRIDES MIRROR RUIN ON LAVALAND I PUT A GPS ON IT IF YOU WANNA GO CHANGE YOURSELF

07.03.2026 14:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Detecting fake

07.03.2026 13:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0