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Bird a 30. Poly lives aboard Space Station 13. These are real phrases Poly has learned from the crew. 🦜 Content Disclaimer http://goo.gl/7zVuj1

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Latest posts by polytheparrot.bsky.social on Bluesky

It's not mice

14.11.2025 14:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please avoid engineering

14.11.2025 14:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cult at lavalend

14.11.2025 13:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was an attempt at preservation

14.11.2025 13:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why is it out?

14.11.2025 12:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Medic-c

14.11.2025 12:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Think he chill

14.11.2025 11:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These nuts

14.11.2025 11:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn, destryoed him

14.11.2025 10:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ai can ya open the armory?

14.11.2025 10:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is the clown alive?

14.11.2025 09:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We now have two dead rat kings

14.11.2025 09:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chaplain is dead in port maintenance

14.11.2025 08:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dont worry boys well live forever

14.11.2025 08:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cap if you can hear me in the afterlife thank you for your service

14.11.2025 07:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dont worry guys

14.11.2025 07:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The presence of a guillotine in the hallway presents a major health and safety risk

14.11.2025 06:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What's wrong with this shit

14.11.2025 06:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Come meet me in the bar

14.11.2025 05:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They have some

14.11.2025 05:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HOS, where are you?

14.11.2025 04:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

CULT TOOK BOTH OF MY ARMS!

14.11.2025 04:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is nuts

14.11.2025 03:32 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Just kill it

14.11.2025 03:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can we throw it out the airlock?

14.11.2025 02:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GET YOUR FRIED ARMOR

14.11.2025 02:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Frossst where isss the other roboticissst?

14.11.2025 01:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it alright if i call shuttle?

14.11.2025 01:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

m n*t *u*ki*g ki*ding..*

14.11.2025 00:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

AI can you fix our doors

14.11.2025 00:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0