pumpkris🎃🏳️‍⚧️ @asphaltmaelstrom

that's my wife

10.10.2025 21:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

screenshot from alan wake 2 of alan looking moist and bedraggled

📣 TODAY'S THE DAY
come get y'all sopping wet cat of a middle aged man 💚🔦

08.10.2025 17:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

game download that would have taken me multiple days before now took under an hour im in a whole new dimension right now

06.10.2025 21:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

autism creature bursting with excitement that cannot be unleashed

my country bumpkin ass just got upgraded from satellite internet to fiber optic and holy MOLY

06.10.2025 18:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

nods solemnly

06.10.2025 18:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

billy

06.10.2025 18:01 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

how i always feel logging onto this app

07.05.2025 20:24 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

wark!

06.10.2025 17:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it's almost time

06.10.2025 17:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

holy moly hot damn

06.10.2025 17:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a person is holding a stuffed seal with their hands on its head . ALT: a person is holding a stuffed seal with their hands on its head .

squeeeesh <3

05.10.2025 17:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sleepy seal?!

05.10.2025 17:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a video game is sitting on a bed with a prepare to make a delivery button Alt: True....

05.10.2025 17:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

in a good way or a bad way

05.10.2025 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

05.10.2025 16:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Rkgk

04.10.2025 05:41 — 👍 114 🔁 55 💬 2 📌 0

how are y'all

04.10.2025 23:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

>:::;)

02.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

pretending not to care
failing miserably
fluffie,,

02.10.2025 01:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

loving reminder to all my ps5 peeps that The Game of 2023 alan wake 2 will be available free on ps+ this month 💚🖤 don't miss out

02.10.2025 01:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

even now, after all this time,
im vriska

27.09.2025 23:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

what if they're both god tier

27.09.2025 23:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the first two albums i ever bought amen

27.09.2025 23:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a seal is swimming in the water with its eyes closed ALT: a seal is swimming in the water with its eyes closed

27.09.2025 16:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rin-dude! #neotwewy #fanart

19.10.2024 17:13 — 👍 99 🔁 47 💬 0 📌 0

holy shit

27.09.2025 01:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Drawing seals as silly jesters! 🦭

23.04.2025 08:46 — 👍 33 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 0

🐦‍⬛☀️🌙🦋

11.09.2025 12:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

screenshot from lost records: bloom and rage where the option to dance with each romance option is given

we did it ‼️

10.09.2025 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

popping up periodically to glaze my goty

08.09.2025 23:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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