Captain Phallus

I love chaturbate. I haven't been camming lately, but I have all the love for that site and my regulars there! Great community. ❤️

Even nights when I didn't make anything, never had a bad night. Every time I had an issue the support team helped me almost immediately.

Foul. Just awful.

If that isn't a totally fake account, then that person is either new to sex work or doesn't understand the community side of things.

Are we talking about the Joelle whatever account that I just blocked?

Captain in a pair of light pink jock strap undies. His hair is still wet from a shower, and he's looking to his left. The front of his underwear says K.S.

The Captain's booty in his light pink jock strap. His smooth cheeks are on display and his hands are on his hips. His jock strap has words and numbers all over the straps, and say "sexy stays forever" on them.

Sexy stays forever.😋 #undies #underwear #jockstrap #nsfw #ass #asscheeks #booty

I may be in my late 30's, but I've got plenty of nut to go around! 😋
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Want my cum to rain down on you tonight? New short video up on Chaturbate.com/captainphallus for fan club members only! 6 bucks a month gets you all my pics and videos!
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Happy SW Saturday! He's ready for his close-up!🤩
Go tip someone even if its not me! 😘
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Wanna try the Captain's special sauce? Here's a free sample.
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Odd marketing tactic.

Hi 👋

Sames.

To literally anyone and everyone who comes across this post-

You are special, and I love you. <3

I just want to thank all my fans and friends for being here. I haven't really streamed how I wanted to this year.

I need a new computer. I thought it was fixed but it wasn't entirely. Either way I need one cuz this old jawn just wont run windows 11. I may try linux out but I dunno. 🙄

Men, please listen the fuck up:

You don't need to be depraved unethical pieces of human excrement coaxing your favorite content creator to have sex with you.

Be real, open, and honest about your intentions and lead with the notion to build a foundation of trust and friendship first.

Like a Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan, although considering how my life has gone it might be like semi antagonistic.

Captain with his dick very hard... his face isn't in the frame this time.

A lil mood lighting for #fcf

Lol same.

Several things are "funny" about this lame ass post but what's actually pretty funny is the incorrect accent usage on the word résumé. Like you can't even say you didn't care... you wanted to look smart and fumbled.

Vanilla is good.

I may be in my late 30's, but I've got plenty of nut to go around! 😋
#cum #bwc #shaved #cock #goon #gooner #chaturbate #cammodel #camboy #mature #cumshot #porn #nsfw #nsfwbsky

Yeah I've never understood that.

Technically, not on Chaturbate. Plenty of people get away with it, but I've also seen people get disciplined for it.

This is really amazing 👏👏👏

The absolute last thing a person will call you is a child of god. 🫤

Just another #mcm what should we do today? 🤔

Thanks, good to see you too!

Im online!

www.chaturbate.com/captainphallus

👏👏👏

Contrary to what a lot of people say, half of a pull-up is arms... and usually the reason people can't do them is forearm strength. Especially if you don't weigh much like me! Start with reverse curls, lighter weights at first. Then buy a cheap doorway pull-up bar and eventually try some chin ups.

Yes, clearly missing black friends in their lives! 😅