water b*tch

Go to sleep, you got work in the morning

Se eu tiver que ouvir a palavra AI mais uma vez esta semana , imma going to explode

Vim ver os blueys do Rodrigo

O Rodrigo obrigar me a ver o Hamilton recriado no animal crossing não estava na minha bingo card para este mês

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

Confessions to an imaginary daddy

Everything for me

Just missed a called from a guy was murder in the 90s in a unsolved mystery. And how are your spam callers today ?

A Alemanha deveria ter a coragem de colocar a “die tasse kaffee” a representá-los na eurovisao

I just get really invested man, like : “your grandma really cooked this to your family in the 60s to save y’all from starving? Ma god ! “

Já alguma vez tiveram este momento: em que estão a ler uma receita online que tem uma parte introdutória a explicar a importância daquela receita para o autor. E quando chegam ao fim de 5 parágrafos apanham alto jumpscare com os conteúdos da receita, pk esqueceram se do vosso objetivo inicial

I have to find a new internet

Por acaso tbm quero muito voltar a estudar… vamos

Gostava muito de ser um crepe de vegetais no carnaval… manta a minha volta e pintar a cara de verde

América é um bom caso para testar a possibilidade de um cargo de… por exemplo “ser presidente” ter um período de experiência… onde o presidente pode ser despedido a qualquer momento

Ontem estava chateado e escondi este meme do Rodrigo to prove a point

Agent*

I will never be gatekeepy around culture.. Never.. it Does not make sense to me. It’s meant to be shared.
But the pipeline:
1- “ I think you would really enjoy this …“ .
2- The other person “nahhh”.
3- To 3 months later being their favourite topic without mentioning me.
Gets a person really sad

I love recommending stuff , I do… that’s how the word gets around, you know… however, there’s this very very thin line that sometime is crossed when you are, or either dissed at the time, or there’s 0 feedback… and 3 months later boommm is that person fav subject.

That scene scouting agenda should be able to retire after that movie

When will I ever get to you

However, you guys could enunciate, and have better diction al together so I could enhance my ability of evesdrop … help a fellow stranger out will you

I love public transport gossip

The brutalist is without any doubt a very influential movie, that has made me realise that there are a lot of people in my tiktok feed that needed to learn to differentiate between bauhaus vs brutalism.

My milchick brings all the innies to severed floor ! And damn right is better than yours

Se me pedirem por significados I might lie or cry

Ando a responder as pessoas com lyrics do wicked em alemão na expectativa que acreditem que sei falar alemão fluentemente do nada !

Something incredible happened to us today , my cat …had her very first thought ever

Quantos 10 km diários até ao porto são em dias ? Asking for a friend of a friend