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Adrienne Martini

@amartini.bsky.social

One of my children just described me as “our niche internet micro-celebrity mother” on the family text thread and I’m putting that on my business cards.

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ALSO MY QUESTION

03.02.2026 01:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oooof.

29.01.2026 01:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is relevant to my interests.

14.01.2026 01:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I cannot emphasize enough the importance of finding one constructive real world offline thing you can do to use your particular skills in service of fighting fascism as a psychological defense against the constant drumbeat of fuckery

06.01.2026 20:33 — 👍 2159    🔁 621    💬 15    📌 39
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A moment for the fiber nerds Plus links, forever and always

open.substack.com/pub/adrienne...

02.12.2025 20:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a “Space Force”, if you will

13.11.2025 14:27 — 👍 11708    🔁 1819    💬 236    📌 55
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a woman with gray hair is sitting in front of a sign that says por 10 on it ALT: a woman with gray hair is sitting in front of a sign that says por 10 on it
07.11.2025 01:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is so wholesome I don’t know what to do with my face.

23.09.2025 06:47 — 👍 831    🔁 135    💬 10    📌 0

It’s your Freebird

30.07.2025 00:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today I learned how to get a golf ball out of a pig’s mouth.

21.07.2025 01:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There’s a greater than 50% chance, imho. Coin toss.

13.07.2025 00:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is what social media should have always been

10.07.2025 23:13 — 👍 4729    🔁 932    💬 1    📌 21
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11.07.2025 00:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It has a very real chance of failing—and *even if it passes with changes* it still has to go BACK to the Senate to get voted on AGAIN. And it barely made it through the first time

This thing is way more killable than you’d think and the longer we can drag out the process the more killable it gets

02.07.2025 17:27 — 👍 3152    🔁 1736    💬 30    📌 23

Scene: me going on about all the things they pickled in the early 19th century to a giant group of 4th graders.

Me: So it was more than just cucumbers. Beets. Carrots. Eggs. They even picked meats.

4th Grade Kid: Could you pickle a person?

Me: … theoretically.

17.06.2025 22:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@purlewe.bsky.social

31.05.2025 00:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Colleen is also fabulous, btw.

15.05.2025 00:22 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

❤️

15.05.2025 00:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Agree.

11.05.2025 17:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aaaaiiiiiee!!! I haven’t had that one!

10.05.2025 00:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I work at a museum of rural life and am frequently lectured at by visitors about the superiority of raw milk. I drop the knowledge on them but have no idea if it ever sticks.

08.05.2025 16:47 — 👍 53    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

The second S is easy to forget!

08.05.2025 16:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Remember PASS. Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep. (I just did my annual work fire training)

08.05.2025 00:32 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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08.05.2025 00:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We can do better, tho.

22.04.2025 20:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was doing clamshells earlier. We hates (them but need the hip stability).

07.04.2025 21:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Drops of Jupiter. I just cannot.

30.03.2025 00:52 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is sitting on a couch and pointing at the camera while saying `` you 're welcome ! '' ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and pointing at the camera while saying `` you 're welcome ! ''
24.03.2025 21:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Chia pet Gritty with a green, frond-y beard.

Chia pet Gritty with a green, frond-y beard.

Gritty may have reached peak Eldrich horror. Soon it will be time to let him return to the void.

24.03.2025 20:32 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

I know nothing beyond what’s shown in this video but I would read an entire profile on No. 24 and why and how she knew to stand up when it was needed.

23.03.2025 20:58 — 👍 606    🔁 70    💬 26    📌 7