Texan In Exile

OK I am going to watch a vampire movie against my better judgement on your recommendation. I hope I can trust you internet stranger.

A man who directs both theatre and TV said that on the stage, it's all about the body. On screen, it's all about the eyes. So I bet it was intentional.

SAME!!!!

I can't find the names, but I am guessing Dolan was one of them.

Men in black leather biker vests praying the Rosary in front of a high chain-link fence

Also not seen in my lifetime: The Archibishop's Biker Gang (in the story following the new statement re immigrants):

Let me guess Dolan was against it.

Thirty years ago, I rolled my eyes when my dad told me he read the end of a book before deciding whether commit to the whole thing.
Now I get it.

My student loan was 9%.

So many times I haven't noticed when autocorrect changes my Chris to Christ.
If only autocorrect knew he's just a very naughty boy.

Wait where do I sign?

Nobody told him No soup for you?

IS THAT YOU TIM DOLAN?

So when I am knocking on doors for whoever runs against Ron Johnson, Derrick Van Orden, or any other WI Republican, amazon will track me?
Cool. I can't possibly see how that information could be used against a person.

Does she know how voter registration works?

Oh wait of course she doesn't.

A very much older man meets a beautiful young woman who would be out of his league even if he weren't old enough to be her grandfather. Grossness ensues because the story is written from the perspective of the very much older man.

Maybe after I let a chiropractor manipulate my neck, I will take his advice on other things.

Accused? Or convicted? Because those are two completely different stats.

When I was a kid, the only way a non-related adult's first name was allowed to come out of my mouth was if it was preceded by "Aunt" or "Uncle."

Well at least that teenager isn't allowed to buy cigarettes or beer.

Not even short stories. James Michener novels.
"First there were rocks. Then there were dinosaurs."
Ten chapters later, the human characters appear.

(To be fair Racist Ron doesn't want to do anything to help anyone.)

(Racist Ron doesn't want to do anything to help Black people.)

When I called Ron Johnson to tell him to do his job, I said that 700k people in WI get SNAP and WI has fewer than 400k Black people, so most SNAP recipients are white and some of them might even have voted for him although I don't know why anyone would ever be stupid enough to do so.

Or gynecologist

I was living in the Panama Canal Zone at the time. The recovery operations were at the air force base where my dad was stationed. I heard about it a lot.

I hate the "drinking the koolaide" phrase. They drank it at the point of a gun.

-where the socks go

At a protest the nuns organized yesterday:

When they call their beach mansion a "cottage."

When I lived in Chile in the early '90s, I felt so superior.
I was so wrong.