Evil Chai

The Daily Zapfish reports a massacre on Die Harten im Garten committed by Public Anemone. The criminals reportedly went 5-0 during LUTI division 5 week 1. Be careful out there.
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@chaisplatoon.bsky.social

Yes...

Why does he look like an angry birds character? 😭😭

#splatoon3 #compsplatoon

Thanks. 😂😭 @maqua.bsky.social

don't ask me why I made this

Me and you both LMAO.

Some times learning the hard way makes u clue in real fast XD

Tbf I’ve been caught hot on the mic in div 11 and lowkey got cancelled cause I was being a dick, so I am more aware of what I say in streams / recordings now. Maybe it’s made me tilt less 🤔

Worst you’re gonna hear from me hot on the mic is my CONSTANT complaining about not readying up after I’ve watched u play the same comp the past few games.
I am unfortunately very impatient LMAO

Lowkey now if I complain I hit my teammates with the
“Yo mute me”

But like that’s the bare minimum if ur gonna be a complainer (I know what I am)
But it’s never really shit talk just me complaining about the comp or me being diffed (grrrr rollers).

#compsplatoon A request: please call out genAI in team branding when you see it from your peers. Even better if event TOs have the resources to remove the "art", or prevent those teams from playing unless it's removed.

I keep seeing more and more crop up despite the general anti-AI sentiment here.

Idk if @entomolojest.bsky.social does commissions but her graphic design and logo work is always some of my favs!

Tbf I like zones only as an inkbrush because

1. I carry rm
2. I cycle clams
3. Tower control sucks for me

Zones I am free to do what I enjoy most about my weapon all the time.

Definitely opinions sway with each weapon though.

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@ac-drift.bsky.social @magnanimousmilk.bsky.social @pixxyofice.bsky.social @linksage.bsky.social and I are excited to dive into DIV 6 this LUTI as SACA MODE! A big GLHF to everyone!
#compsplatoon #luti #ifeelbambastic

I’ve seen it a lot as well.

What surprises me is that:
1. Making a collage in MS paint is free and easily accessible.
2. Commissioning a logo is also an option.

I paid $15 for my teams logo… a team of 4 can surely pull together $4 each if you really want something custom drawn THAT bad.

Leagues Under The Ink reports Public Anemone under "Division 5". Safety warning have been sent out to the other teams among the division alongside enacting a curfew. Stay tuned to learn more.
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There's a lot of Canandian teams I know that are participating (mine included) that you should commentate!!

I'll be sure to share this around to them as well. But the more Canadian the better XD

A banner titled "Canuck Commentary" featuring an inkling from splatoon wearing a mountie hat and a red plaid jacket saying "Eh?"

Now that the LUTI divs have been announced, I'd like to present to y'all my new #compsplatoon couch commentary project: Canuck Commentary!

Have you ever wanted your LUTI sets commentated a bunch of canucks who'll make fun of your mistakes and ramble unintelligibly? Find out more below ⬇️

Friends with their other teammates.

The other 2 have never had issues adapting to my brush, if anything they seek me out XD

Skill issue.
Not seeing as a good weapon. (Cause short range and little damage)
Not understanding it on a fundamental level.

It might not be perfect, but at least I'm trying and learning different ways of playing.

Why does this keep happening?

This wasn't even Low Level and I still get blamed. Unless I'm with my own team, I fear I'm done with pickups or subbing.

I'm so annoyed by being called bad, when it's someone elses inability to adapt. I'm making changes to play my weapon with yours.

I'm quitting I stg.

Subs in a scrim and gets told my weapon messes up the comp and they have to switch.

You didn't need to switch. I told you not to switch. It's JUST A SCRIM. And now every game is my fault cause I'm the inkbrush.
(even though im doing the most)

I'm actually so done.

Div 5 nights at LUTI's

No longer "Div 5-ish" I am now Div 5 😈

Starting with rock wins 100% of the time against children.

I used to work at summer camps and would pull out this trick and win every time it’s so funny.