Amy L Crow 🐦‍⬛

Schadenfreude is fun, but Arsenal winning the league tops that.

I’d be happy with one of the two. I’m not sure my circadian rhythm will be able to handle the laughter I generate if Spurs go down as well.

The new promo vid from The Arsenal is supreme levels of trolling. Love it.

That’s what they want you to think.

To the left rear, a black cat sits on some cardboard packaging. To the front and right, a white cat with tabby tail and crown sits. Dunnon what they’re looking at.

Be wary. I hadn’t intended on cats but ended up looking at the Cats Protection website and ended up with

Better than being in the suitcase.

Football.

Oof.

ICE Barbie out, ICE Ken in

Nathan Fillion teases upcoming ‘FIREFLY’ news.

#Firefly #NathanFillion

Please bring Wash back as a Robot or hologram or ghost.

He’s too Mark for Wayne, but not Wayne enough for Mark.

Accidental Aardman.

Catches win matches.

That’s a lot of runs in a single game of short format cricket.

That’s the spirit! Hope everything goes well for you! Thailand isn’t a bad place to get marooned.

Nah you’re best off chilling out in Thailand and waiting for safe corridors to open. There was a screen grab doing the rounds yesterday of the airways over Georgia. Seems every flight from Europe through to Asia and onwards is flying over that small bit of land between Iran and Ukraine. Busy!

A work colleague of mine was flying out to Hong Kong on Friday but obviously that’s all canned now. He’s fortunate in that he’s at the home side of the trip rather than the destination. Still sucks all round, but not as much as the Iranian woman I work with who has zero contact with family in Iran.

Sounds like a nightmare for you and plenty of others. It’s always lovely to see mass price gouging when people are at their most vulnerable. Hope things go smoothly for you now you have the semblance of a plan.

Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… I've stopped the cock

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

Couldn’t have hoped for a better turn of footballing events tonight.
#TheArsenal
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“My elecshake brings all the boys to the yard.”

I’m no Starmer fan, but following a rapist into a forever war isn’t a good look.

It now says “We still can’t help you. Make your own plans.”

Graffiti art on the “John Lennon Wall” in Prague.

Graffiti art on the “John Lennon Wall” in Prague.

John Lennon wall, Prague.

😂

You forgot film star.

Until the White House say it’s to distract from Trump’s multitude of crimes and bad policy moves, they won’t settle on a universal lie to cover it.

That look.