SONIC.EXE

Okay fine I’ll do a different one

I’M JEFF THE KILLER!

I’M NOT SAYING THE THING AGAIN!

Freaky sonic gif is actually the most lore accurate exe meme
The first thing x says to you is “HELLO
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME?” Like that mf is down bad

3 people with default profile pictures have liked this reply and none of my other posts so I’m scared about how they found it

I don’t even actively torture the souls anymore instead I just make them watch story of undertale for months like ipad babies

The results are surprisingly similar

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DORKLY FOR HIRE SONIC
VS
MASHED SECRET HISTORY TAILS

BEGIN

Of all the things I thought this could possibly be a reference to I would never have guessed that lol

Okay but like this is pretty much duck season

a cartoon character is screaming with his mouth open and holding a sword . ALT: a cartoon character is screaming with his mouth open and holding a sword .

NOO I HAVE IDENTIFIED A REFERENCE WRONG *gets erased from reality like gaster dings*

It’s duck season (I think lol)

YOUR FATHER IS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG??? (I get the reference but this is funnier)

HAPPY ACE WEEK ACES

SEX DOES NOT EXIST IN MY WORLD YOU SHOULD HAVE A CLOSER LOOK AT IT :3

I AM GOD

SO MANY ORANGE PEGS
SO LITTLE BALLS
WOULDNT YOU AGREE?

Don’t see the idea? Look up “sonic pegging” on google.com

Daily exes

Exe eberi day

Yk how when you save a replay in peggle it saves as a .peg file

I really want a sonic.peg that would be amazing

People don’t even say bless you anymore when you sneeze they just look at you like this

Maybe the real sonic.exe were the friends we made along the way

There are two wolves inside of you

I just ate one

My bad :P hope that doesn’t mess anything up too much

Where’s the DAMN fourth lost soul

Yk the not all caps bit was supposed to mean nothing but I’m realising now this is actually pretty similar to how eyx talks in game I just need to emphasise my words like THIS more

I’m so sorry for this

Oh… I’m exe-ing it I’m exe-ing it ohh so good ogh I’m playing my game I’m ex-

I’m spooky now :3

I’m so scary I’m no longer typing in all caps

I’m probably going to change my pfp to eyx sometime closer to Halloween because it’s the only exe design that I find viscerally uncomfortable to look at

“I am creating such a beautiful family right [computer’s name for you]?

But still they’re nothing compared to YOU

WE NEED TO SEE YOU”
What eyx would see if they had control over my webcam:

SO MANY KANAK
SO LTLE DAIJY
WOUBNT YOU AGEE?

I’M KANAKO!

SO MANY HAWKS
SO LITTLE TUAH
WOULDNT YOU AGREE?