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Randal Helm

@randalhelm.bsky.social

I was not put on this planet to weather hardship. I'm here to delight and perplex people with my behavior.

283 Followers  |  106 Following  |  55 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  2.0261

Latest posts by randalhelm.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Best one yet

12.12.2024 15:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man is sweating profusely and looking at the camera . ALT: a man is sweating profusely and looking at the camera .

Every CEO in America right now

07.12.2024 17:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We will never forget.

27.11.2024 04:18 — 👍 54950    🔁 11101    💬 1282    📌 482
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I was already excited to click on a news story about Rudy Giuliani having a meltdown in court today and YELLING at the judge. But nothing prepared me for the courtroom sketch

26.11.2024 19:02 — 👍 35774    🔁 4588    💬 1107    📌 509
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This needs to be said, loud, and often.

25.11.2024 17:20 — 👍 92780    🔁 25854    💬 2213    📌 1433

Remember new users are coming on daily, unsure of engagement. The more posts you like and reply to, the strong the platform becomes !

25.11.2024 19:05 — 👍 119925    🔁 12388    💬 3291    📌 479
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I officially have more followers on Bluesky than the other site so let me re-introduce myself:

I'm Mike Nellis, I'm a former Senior Advisor to Kamala Harris. I've spent two decades working in Democratic politics, fighting MAGA, and I'm not stopping now.

Can you RT and follow to help reach others?

26.11.2024 17:21 — 👍 2551    🔁 1088    💬 198    📌 34
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In 55 days, this building will become the epicenter of corruption on our planet.

26.11.2024 13:11 — 👍 71729    🔁 13730    💬 4275    📌 961
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Oh, you "heard" there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord? Cite your sources, bro. This is how misinformation spreads

17.11.2024 15:16 — 👍 10450    🔁 1326    💬 277    📌 68
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Good morning, BlueSky. Where are my weekend warriors?

24.11.2024 18:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He has to know, right?

24.11.2024 00:04 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I’m a Web 1.0 guy and if I were to be just starting out? Man, hard pass.

24.11.2024 00:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s a daily struggle

24.11.2024 00:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you’re not a fictional character take your fucking meds

22.11.2024 17:09 — 👍 36    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1

Congratulations, added to my weekend listens!

23.11.2024 00:57 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Headed home after a much needed vacation.

23.11.2024 00:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beautiful, thank you for sharing!

22.11.2024 22:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well, it’s blue here…

22.11.2024 18:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Loving it here!

22.11.2024 18:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Good morning, BlueSky!

22.11.2024 18:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Problem is, it doesn’t matter.

21.11.2024 23:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s gonna get leaked and hopefully end this shitbag’s public career

21.11.2024 18:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Starting a phony transgender bathroom debate and hiding behind the guise of “protecting women” to distract from your attempts to push through the confirmations of alleged rapists, sex traffickers, and fraudsters at the highest levels of government is peak Republican Party.

21.11.2024 12:10 — 👍 39802    🔁 9927    💬 1014    📌 447

Nope. As a veteran, I find it reprehensible

21.11.2024 18:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Matt Gaetz Withdraws From Attorney General Nomination Amid Sex Party Allegations — HuffPost

One down, twelve to go

21.11.2024 18:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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