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Matthew

@fattmellows.bsky.social

bluesky y’self fitter

397 Followers  |  200 Following  |  728 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2023  |  1.9116

Latest posts by fattmellows.bsky.social on Bluesky

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12.01.2024 22:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Call her Boddingtons the way she make my cream flow

08.01.2024 18:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I followed all the advice about not using cotton buds in your ears and where has it got me. I’ve just got grubby ears

07.01.2024 23:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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and the Spiders from Mars

07.01.2024 17:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
06.01.2024 23:35 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

She Revolver on my Sgt Pepper til she Please Please Me

06.01.2024 14:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just happened to have that lying around did you mate

05.01.2024 12:28 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Going to this tonight, looks like there’s not much under 10% so expect some interesting tweets later

05.01.2024 11:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sodden lads

04.01.2024 19:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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By dumping him, girl

04.01.2024 07:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Traitors contestant on nationwide TV for some reason: I’m a real piece of work. I’ll fuck anyone over at the drop of a hat. I’m an absolute cunt

03.01.2024 21:18 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We did it Joe

03.01.2024 20:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Need a shawty like this so I can snack in the cinema

03.01.2024 19:50 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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First day back at work

02.01.2024 19:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Epstein list:

02.01.2024 13:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only 51 weeks til Christmas

01.01.2024 23:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Arrabbiata for the little gentleman

01.01.2024 17:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Walt Disney looking down at all the hentai Steamboat Willies

01.01.2024 17:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My vibe for the new year

01.01.2024 16:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Heard a lot of fireworks going off at 23.59

01.01.2024 00:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jools Holland’s Annual Hootefanny

31.12.2023 22:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Give me oil in my lamp, keep me gooning

31.12.2023 21:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Type of humidity I be fucking with of late

31.12.2023 20:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I like it when these random photos pop up on my phone #memories

31.12.2023 20:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you start The Irishman at exactly 10.37 tonight it’ll finish about 02.06

31.12.2023 19:55 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ooo remembers that woman sucking off her dad in Amsterdam

31.12.2023 16:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
31.12.2023 15:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Love saying ‘careful, safety’s off’ when handling one of these (I live alone)

31.12.2023 14:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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