Yasmina Hellings

We won't repeat 2016's chaotic, planless experience. This time, it's a well-organized takeover.

Heartbreaking day for me. It turns out a different Sam Alito has been reading my Pornhub essays.

These mushrooms are delightful!

Mikey will announce that it will be sunny and 70 degrees that day, before winter returns.

Musk takes the wheel while Thiel rides shotgun. In the back seat are representatives from the Heritage Foundation, three tech billionaires, and Silicon Valley elites. Meanwhile, Vance and Mump are merely their lackeys in the trunk.

I envision creating a similar platform to serve as a TikTok alternative for video content.

Los Angeles County will require billions of dollars from the federal government solely for toxic cleanup efforts. However, Republicans are unlikely to provide this funding without attaching their own conditions, setting the stage for a major battle in Congress.

The 'Tizzrey chimken is the gift that keeps on giving.

these people really are the biggest piss babies on the planet

The guard's helmet features matching horns.

FDA bans use of Red No. 3 dye in food, drinks The U.S. Food and Drug Administration is moving to ban the use of Red No. 3 dye in food products.

The FDA says it’s banning the use of Red No. 3 dye in food, drinks and ingested drugs

Too much, or just about right? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Needless deaths are what's at risk. SCOTUS, much like the Presidency, seems influenced by those who fund them, unable to challenge their benefactors.

What's the point of being rich if you can't afford to do the right thing.

Opinion | We like to think of the Constitution as eternal. It’s anything but. The entire run of American constitutionalism can be encompassed in three lifespans.

One more note to this bracing essay: the US Constitution, while not being very old, is nonetheless the oldest of all current democratic charters. Democracy is a very new thing in the world, and not deeply rooted.

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You must read "City of Quartz" by Mike Davis!